Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have Done At 22 If You Hadn't Been Hungover

We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The… »7/17/12 9:00am7/17/12 9:00am

Tom Cruise Viewed as a 'Complete God' Within Scientology; Outside Scientology Just a Short Guy with Kinda Weird Energy

I swore I wasn't going to lead with any Tomkat news today (because oops my brain liquefied from boredom and dripped out my ear all gross), but then the other celebrities had to go and be HELLA UNEVENTFUL. Blame all non-Tomkat celebrities, not me. Anyway, an ex-Scientologist lady told E! that Tom Cruise is "viewed as a… »7/09/12 8:30pm7/09/12 8:30pm

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed… »7/09/12 9:00am7/09/12 9:00am

According to Census Figures, Tom Cruise Will Be Alone Forever and Katie Holmes Will Find True Happiness

Right about now, you're probably thinking (cynically, if you don't mind my saying so) that the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes Chinese finger trap split makes a lot of sense because a) they're a celebrity couple and celebrity unions have roughly the lifespans of fruit flies, and b) they're American and every American citizen… »7/08/12 1:00pm7/08/12 1:00pm

Katie Holmes Speaks Publicly for the First Time Since Filing for Divorce

Ever since she dropped the D-bomb on Tom Cruise last week, Katie Holmes has been popping up around New York City acting all smiley and casual. I guess that's what happens when one is giddy from freeing oneself from the overzealous grip of a couch-jumping megastar. Anyway, as much as we've seen her, we have not yet… »7/04/12 8:45pm7/04/12 8:45pm

Katie Holmes Maybe, Possibly, Walked In On Tom Cruise Extramaritally Bending It With David Beckham

"This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife's legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband's team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to… »7/03/12 9:00am7/03/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Gets His High School Diploma; in Other News, You Are a Dillion Years Old

Apparently Justin Bieber was listed in the commencement ceremony at St. Michael Catholic Secondary School in Stratford, Ontario last Thursday (yes, I'm sure he attended many classes), but he did not attend, and nobody spoke of it because "Justin chose to keep aspects of his education quiet." He has not announced plans… »7/02/12 8:45pm7/02/12 8:45pm

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was Not That Close

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim… »7/02/12 9:00am7/02/12 9:00am

Everyone In Hollywood Hits Up Tropic Thunder Premiere, Looks Bad

I know it was a Monday and all, but even so, I was shocked at the good turnout for the Tropic Thunder »8/12/08 10:30am8/12/08 10:30am premiere at Hollywood's Mann theatre last night. I guess, as Woody Allen said, the heart wants what the heart wants, and apparently Hollywood's heart really wanted to see Robert Downey Jr. in blackface. Accordingly,…