Human gum-flavor Shaun White—you know, that tomato fellow who does the snow-skating?—reportedly pulled a fire alarm at his hotel Sunday night, got into a fist fight with a phone, then kicked a good Samaritan who attempted to impede his escape. He also gave himself a black eye by running into a fence. It was, as far as…

"Is paint a tool?" This sounds like the start of a three-hour argument between stoned college students, but it's actually a question scientists asked groups of men and women. And apparently, ladies were more likely to answer "sort of."