Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager, Doug Wald, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand — but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was…

• Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her father Michael Lohan while in rehab; it's the first time they've really seen or spoken to each other face to face in seven months.

• Beyoncé "narrowly escaped" being injured earlier this week when a cab collided with her chauffeur-driven car in London.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we chronicle Nancy Pelosi's excitement, Snooki's boogers, Rosie O'Donnell's facial hair, plus diarrhea, constipation, gas, bloating, and more!

• Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]

• Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:

• Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
• Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
• Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital:

Hollywood madam and ex-con Heidi Fleiss has grandiose plans to build a fully-sustainable brothel and accompanying "Stud Farm" in the "Prostitution state" of Nevada. It will be powered by the wind. And there's probably a pun in there but I sort of wanted to use the February ELLE story of this lofty endeavor to put my finger …

Wonder what Heidi Fleiss has been up to since being released from the clink? Well besides dating mess of the millennium Tom Sizemore, she's been running a laundromat in Pahrump, Nevada. Her casino-themed suds bucket is called Dirty Laundry, and she hopes to give her customers "a little fantasy" with their wash n' fold.…

• Scarlett Johansson totally did the drunk-bathroom-crying-to-Stella-McCartney-thing at the Costume Institute gala, presumably because her boyfriend and "great writer" Ryan Reynolds penned the next Grapes of Wrath and let her read it just before the event. [Gatecrasher]
• Dina Lohan shocks the nation by using her deadbeat…