Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats… » 1/18/14 11:30am 1/18/14 11:30am

Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Considers Playing Sir Elton in a Movie

Looks like your boyfriend Tom Hardy is considering getting in on the biopic game. HitFix is reporting that Michael Gracey, the director behind the upcoming Elton John movie Rocketman, has reached out to Hardy to see if he has any interest in the titular role. But of course you knew that already — you and your… » 5/31/13 1:50pm 5/31/13 1:50pm

Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers

Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent. » 3/11/13 9:00am 3/11/13 9:00am

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Ranking Celebrity Instagram Accounts from 1 to Tom Hardy

Forget the paparazzi ambushes: If you want to know what celebrities are really like, just take a look at the images they post (and sometimes shoot) themselves on Instagram. This list ranks twelve stars' Instagram accounts, from the mild to the wild, from to meh to amazing. See how they score on a scale of 1 to Tom… » 2/08/13 5:00pm 2/08/13 5:00pm

Lady Gaga Partied So Hard in Rio That She Got a Tattoo, Burned the City…

Lady Gaga apparently had so much fun in Rio that she got a tattoo to commemorate her good times. Then, according to her Twitter account, she and her friends inexplicably burned the entire city to the ground. "Tonight, the love we made set Rio in Flames," tweet taunted Gaga. "I'll never forget that show Brazil. You Are… » 11/11/12 11:30am 11/11/12 11:30am

Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at… » 10/17/12 9:00am 10/17/12 9:00am

Susan Sarandon Talks About That Time She Was Sexually Assaulted on the…

Once upon a time, Susan Sarandon was a struggling young actress trying to break into the industry and simultaneously avoid being groped by gross casting directors. In a recent interview for Elle's November issue, Sarandon talks about a particularly "disgusting" experience from her early days in New York City, when she… » 10/14/12 11:00am 10/14/12 11:00am