Tom Brady Is Still Super Fucking Dumb

Back in September, I received several angry emails from Patriots fans and supporters of Donald Trump (two groups of people you should only encounter in fiery depths of Satan’s butthole) after headlining a post “Tom Brady Is Dumb” in reaction to the football player’s casual endorsement of Trump for president.…
Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady for Impregnating His Ex Girlfriend
Remember back in 2007 when Bridget Moynahan announced that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby after the couple had broken up and he had already started dating his now wife Gisele Bündchen? Of course you do! It was a terribly rough time for all of us! But you know who it was slightly rougher for? Gisele! (And…
Jessica Chastain Can Talk to Ghosts, Which Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone
Jessica Chastain, the best friend I’ve never met, can communicate with spirits who have passed on to the other side. As the best friend she’s never met, I’ve known this for some time, but it’s probably big news to all her non-best friends. Page Six reports Chastain revealed her special talent on a recent episode of …
Tom Brady Is Still Dumb
Tom Brady, who said earlier this month that a Trump presidency “would be great” because Donald Trump gave him a free hat once and is “a hell of a lot of fun to play golf with,” has since chastised the media for taking his opinions seriously.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other
Breaking news on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner story: the two appear to have smiled at each other. Affleck and Garner were seen leaving a family counseling session which, according to People, could mean something. Also apparently of note, Garner and Affleck were seen at the same counseling center that they attended…
Josh Duggar Hasn't Been Seen At Rehab, Might Just Be ‘Hanging Out’ In Arkansas

Josh Duggar, the child of cult leader Jim Bob Duggar, is supposed to be in an Illinois rehabilitation center right now to treat his...sex addiction? Porn addiction? Is he addicted to love? I’m not sure about that part, but I am sure that I’ve read that some sources have allegedly reported that he never actually showed…
This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window…
Tom Brady Whines and Pouts to Get Gisele's Attention
Learning about the dynamics between famous couples can be interesting, if for no other reason than they often reveal themselves to be just as insecure or neurotic or boring as you and I—usually much more so. Tom Brady shared some of this insight when speaking about his relationship with his wife, international…
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are Expecting Another Superbaby That Will Destroy Us All
Gisele is pregnant with another baby that will probably grow up so beautiful that it too will earn more in a day than you do in a year. Oh, it's with her husband, Tom Brady, but would be infinitely more interesting if it wasn't. "Yes, she is pregnant," squealed a source. "They are really happy!" Just once, to shake…
Karl Lagerfeld Says Adele Is 'A Little Too Fat'
Never one to shy away from controversy, fashion legend Karl Lagerfeld has once again said something ridiculous. Proving that he would make an excellent frenemy, he gave singer Adele a very bitchy backhanded compliment. Speaking to Metro Paris, he said, "The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but…
Watch Gisele Bündchen's Post-Super Bowl Mini-Rant
A grumpy-looking Gisele Bündchen endured heckling from Giants fans as she left the VIP area at the Super Bowl stadium last night, following her husband Tom Brady's team's loss. Bündchen did not respond as men shouted "Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband!" But when the supermodel reached the elevator bank, she was…
Let's Compare the First Ladies of the Super Bowl
This Sunday, Giants quarterback Eli Manning faces off against Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the Super Bowl (the rest of the teams will face off, too, I think — I don't know anything about football [Ed: Yes.]), but who cares about that? Let's talk about their wives Abby Manning and Gisele Bundchen, the "First…
Octavia Spencer Fires Back Against the Media Who Won't Shut Up About Her Weight
Actress Octavia Spencer has been the toast of the town since getting a heap of award nominations for her role in The Help, but, much to her dismay, a lot of the conversation in the press about her has involved her weight. She took to Facebook to air her frustrations and set the record straight.
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