In today’s Tweet Beat, we are all Tom Arnold’s child, Stoya had a good time and we should probably at least give Yoko Ono’s method a shot.

In today's Tweet Beat, Jennifer Hudson wants the media to shut up the hell up, Gabourey Sidibe is wonderful/my new imaginary best friend and yes, Tom Arnold, yes.

I don't think I have ever heard anything as chipper as Tom Arnold's description of his "agonizing testical surgery" (which, on top of the agony, was ultimately unsuccessful). Arnold and his wife had been through four devastating rounds of failed in vitro fertilization, when the doctor offered them one final option. To…

Lena Dunham defended Dylan Farrow on Twitter today, saying, "Most victims NEVER speak up. Most never feel they can. These are not stories we tell for fun, attention or revenge. If you think I wanna see a link to your shitty blog about how the American legal system fails sex offenders you are a dummy #blocked." SNAP.

Roseanne Barr, comedy pioneer and Jezebel's number one fan, reconnected with an old flame on Twitter last night. Sadly, it was not the romantic reunion that it could have been.

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:…

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you…

Today in Tweet Beat, Stoya's work in the adult film industry has prepared her for a role in an indie film. Plus, it's Joan Rivers' birthday.

• Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]

• Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]

Over on the gossip blog "A Socialite's Life," editors are asking if Paris Hilton is "pulling a Yoko" with her new relationship to Good Charlotte's Benji Madden. First off, mentioning Benji Madden and John Lennon in the same sentence is borderline blasphemous. But even more gratingly, for years "Yoko" has been a…

The stars have been frolicking in the snow at the Sundance Film Festival all week, pretending to care about independent cinema and "art" and all those sorts of things. What they need to be focused on, though, is staying warm and wearing something — anything — other than Uggs and puffy jackets. Because frankly, with…