Jesus Does Not Give A Crap About Your Kid's Glitzy Pageant

On last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, one mother went to extremes to pray for a crown in her daughter's first pageant. Saryniti (pronounced "serenity") is six years old and her mother Ca'Trina prays for guidance on costumes, spray tans, hair and makeup and ultimately, prays for a win. The problem is that God… » 6/23/11 1:10pm 6/23/11 1:10pm