Not to Alarm You, But Sarah Palin is Running for President of Television

Her popularity plummeting, repeated political head fakes losing their traction, and thickly framed glasses returning to fashion with a vengeance, it may seem to the casual observer that Sarah Palin's star is fading, that it's only a matter of time before her flirtation with power becomes a horrible, distant memory.… » 6/19/12 5:20pm 6/19/12 5:20pm

Check out the Romney Family's Palin-Themed Halloween Costumes

The world of politics is insidery and circular, recycling, regurgitating, and retooling the same old thing before spitting it out with a new label. Case in point: last year's Romney family Halloween costumes, which hearken back to the 2008 election. I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down. » 3/09/12 6:20pm 3/09/12 6:20pm

Sarah Palin Talked About Her Inevitable Divorce in Emails

An email former Alaska governor Sarah Palin sent in 2007 under the subject line 'Marital Problems' appears to reveal that she felt that the notion of divorcing her husband Todd was not a matter of if, but when. But it was cc'ed to Todd. Weirdest, most awkward official First Couple fight ever? » 2/24/12 2:40pm 2/24/12 2:40pm

Sarah Palin on Her Husband: 'Dude Went Rogue'

Non-viable non-candidate Sarah Palin announced yesterday that her husband Todd has 'gone rogue' in endorsing Newt Gingrich for President, thus fulfilling her contractual obligation to mention the title of one of her books in every interview she ever does. It's like she knows America By Heart! » 1/11/12 1:00pm 1/11/12 1:00pm

Rumor Has It Todd Palin Is Filing For Divorce

The Telegraph is reporting that the Enquirer is reporting that Joe McGinniss's book, The Rogue: Searching For The real Sarah Palin, is so upsetting that Todd Palin "plans" to file for divorce. We have a copy of National Enquirer here, and the copy reads: » 9/22/11 1:35pm 9/22/11 1:35pm

Todd Palin Says Joe McGinniss' Book Contains "Disgusting Lies"

The reports from Joe McGinniss's upcoming book about Sarah Palin have such a ripped-from-the-National Enquirer quality that if she'd made some comment about refusing to dignify the allegations with a response, the news that she hooked up with a black dude and did cocaine would have blown over fairly quickly. However,… » 9/15/11 11:49pm 9/15/11 11:49pm

Bristol's Ghostwriter Alleges That Palins Are Human

Bristol Palin's ghostwriter Nancy French has really opened up about her time with the Palin family, offering compelling evidence that they are, in fact, actual human beings. There are, however, some holes in her story. » 7/12/11 12:17pm 7/12/11 12:17pm

Sarah Palin Is Just Glad We Can't Blame Her For Egypt

It's no surprise that Sarah Palin is a fan of February's media boycott of her activities (she's never been a fan of the media in the first place). What's surprising is why. » 1/31/11 9:36am 1/31/11 9:36am

Kathy Griffin's New Year's Resolution: Offend Willow Palin

Says the comedienne, who, unlike you, refrained from swearing on New Year's Eve, "I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down." But what about Track, Kathy? What about Track? » 1/02/11 5:25pm 1/02/11 5:25pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Barbara Walters learns what GTL means, Khloe Kardashian gets "raped" by a TSA agent, and a woman turns to the stripper pole in order to sell greeting cards in this tough economy. » 12/10/10 6:15pm 12/10/10 6:15pm

Palin Household Is America's DWTS Feeder Farm

Bristol just wasn't enough, apparently: the hooligans behind Dancing With The Stars now have reportedly set their sights on Papa Grizzly Todd. But he's so...quiet. As an alternative, might I propose Track? The kid is totally untapped. » 12/02/10 9:25am 12/02/10 9:25am

Todd And Sarah Could Be Our New Jon And Kate!

Sarah Palin's reality show about Alaska has been picked up by TLC, the same network that ran Jon & Kate Plus 8. Will the Palins now embrace tabloids, bad hair, and Ed Hardy? » 3/25/10 2:40pm 3/25/10 2:40pm

Phyllis Schlafly Calls Sarah Palin "The Total Package"

Schlafly explains, "Sarah Palin is the total package. She's got a cute husband. She's got a lot of kids." But she doesn't think Palin's ready for the Presidency. You mean Todd's cheekbones aren't a substitute for experience? [Politics Daily] » 2/19/10 1:20pm 2/19/10 1:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. » 8/12/09 2:00pm 8/12/09 2:00pm

Conservative Scribe Is Thankful Sarah Palin Is Headed Home Where She…

Wing Nut Daily's Olivia St. John is here to disabuse you of any notion that there were no conservatives cheering Sarah Palin's resignation. She thinks it's about time Palin got right with God... and got to making Todd a sandwich. » 7/08/09 6:40pm 7/08/09 6:40pm

Would You Rather Have This Guy In Bed, Or A New Car?

Levi Johnston's is getting his very own profile in GQ, which, while ostensibly a magazine for men, features a picture of him shirtless changing a diaper. Unrelated: The Palins offered to buy Bristol a car if she dumped Levi, but they've been texting. [NY Magazine] » 5/27/09 5:30pm 5/27/09 5:30pm