TMZ Has Not Been Watching Orange Is the New Black

As previously established, Teresa Giudice is headed to the Danbury, Connecticut prison that Piper Kerman, the author of Orange Is the New Black, spent her time incarcerated in. And since they're set on giving you news you can use, TMZ wants you to know that Teresa will not be getting frisky with anyone at Danbury "AND… » 10/24/14 1:00pm 10/24/14 1:00pm

Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all

I cannot tell a lie: I am a huge Britney Spears fan. I may not be into some of the deeper cuts, but I watched all of Chaotic, rooted for her recovery and I didn't completely disagree when Chris Crocker told everyone to leave her alone. It's pretty sad, then, that Britney's dad had to buy a video of her boyfriend… » 8/29/14 5:29pm 8/29/14 5:29pm

TMZ Mocks the Appearance of Two Pregnant Celebs in One Shitty Headline

TMZ posted photos of expectant mother JWoww, with a headline and copy that falsely identified her as rapper Lil' Kim. It was an attempt to insult the Jersey Shore star's face, as TMZ has previously—and viciously—mocked the appearance of Kim (who also happens to be pregnant), because they are garbage people. » 5/29/14 11:00am 5/29/14 11:00am

Alleged Texts Between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Terrible

Justin Bieber has been in the news lately for egging a house, being a drug addict and reuniting with his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez – and that's all since New Year's. But who knows; half of that stuff could be fake. Oh wait – it's all very real. At least it's real according to texts (and sexts) obtained by Radar Online » 1/20/14 11:40am 1/20/14 11:40am

Someone Call Guinness, TMZ Has Made the World's Most Obnoxious Video

Just everything is wrong with this video discussing the "rapey" qualities of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines. Everything. It is the worst. The second I started playing it, my toes curled up, my hair fell out, a wine glass shattered next to me, my boyfriend called from two rooms over "Is that Gilbert Gottfried?" » 8/01/13 9:30pm 8/01/13 9:30pm

Take a Ride on TMZ's Tabloid Tourism Bus and Maybe Hate Yourself, Too

You can now pay money ($49, to be exact) to go on a tabloid tour of New York City. Gawk at the Plaza Hotel where Charlie Sheen shacked up with a porn star! Relive the Chris Brown vs. Drake fight at SoHo nightclub W.i.P.! Reevaluate your finances/life because all this shit's online for free! » 5/31/13 12:05pm 5/31/13 12:05pm

TMZ Reaches New Low, Jokes About the Size of 'Teen Mom' Star's Vagina

Have you been following OG Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's entrée into pornography? TMZ has been giving the entire debacle up-to-the-minute, daily coverage for a week, so much so that you'd think they had a financial stake in this mess. In their most recent post on the issue they reached a new low, even by their… » 4/16/13 6:20pm 4/16/13 6:20pm

TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard's Post-Baby Body on…

You know, I never really thought that TMZ would ever let me down because I had no actual expectations of decorum. So imagine my surprise when I saw some photos taken on Mother's Day of the actress Bryce Dallas Howard walking with her infant daughter—to whom she gave birth in January—under the category "Beauty" with… » 5/14/12 4:45pm 5/14/12 4:45pm

Has This Famous Dentist Secretly Been Stockpiling Celebrity Teeth?

If you've ever watched the show Extreme Makeover or The Doctors, you will recognize this aggressively positive "celebrity dentist." His name is Dr. Bill Dorfman, and in addition to making over people on television, he also has a dental practice in LA where he treats actual famous people. Or, should we say, he USED to… » 4/04/12 11:55pm 4/04/12 11:55pm