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TMZ Mocks the Appearance of Two Pregnant Celebs in One Shitty Headline

TMZ posted photos of expectant mother JWoww, with a headline and copy that falsely identified her as rapper Lil' Kim. It was an attempt to insult the Jersey Shore star's face, as TMZ has previously—and viciously—mocked the appearance of Kim (who also happens to be pregnant), because they are garbage people. » 5/29/14 11:00am 5/29/14 11:00am

Alleged Texts Between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Terrible

Justin Bieber has been in the news lately for egging a house, being a drug addict and reuniting with his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez – and that's all since New Year's. But who knows; half of that stuff could be fake. Oh wait – it's all very real. At least it's real according to texts (and sexts) obtained by Radar Online » 1/20/14 11:40am 1/20/14 11:40am

Someone Call Guinness, TMZ Has Made the World's Most Obnoxious Video

Just everything is wrong with this video discussing the "rapey" qualities of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines. Everything. It is the worst. The second I started playing it, my toes curled up, my hair fell out, a wine glass shattered next to me, my boyfriend called from two rooms over "Is that Gilbert Gottfried?" » 8/01/13 9:30pm 8/01/13 9:30pm

Take a Ride on TMZ's Tabloid Tourism Bus and Maybe Hate Yourself, Too

You can now pay money ($49, to be exact) to go on a tabloid tour of New York City. Gawk at the Plaza Hotel where Charlie Sheen shacked up with a porn star! Relive the Chris Brown vs. Drake fight at SoHo nightclub W.i.P.! Reevaluate your finances/life because all this shit's online for free! » 5/31/13 12:05pm 5/31/13 12:05pm

TMZ Reaches New Low, Jokes About the Size of 'Teen Mom' Star's Vagina

Have you been following OG Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's entrée into pornography? TMZ has been giving the entire debacle up-to-the-minute, daily coverage for a week, so much so that you'd think they had a financial stake in this mess. In their most recent post on the issue they reached a new low, even by their… » 4/16/13 6:20pm 4/16/13 6:20pm

TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard's Post-Baby Body on…

You know, I never really thought that TMZ would ever let me down because I had no actual expectations of decorum. So imagine my surprise when I saw some photos taken on Mother's Day of the actress Bryce Dallas Howard walking with her infant daughter—to whom she gave birth in January—under the category "Beauty" with… » 5/14/12 4:45pm 5/14/12 4:45pm

Has This Famous Dentist Secretly Been Stockpiling Celebrity Teeth?

If you've ever watched the show Extreme Makeover or The Doctors, you will recognize this aggressively positive "celebrity dentist." His name is Dr. Bill Dorfman, and in addition to making over people on television, he also has a dental practice in LA where he treats actual famous people. Or, should we say, he USED to… » 4/04/12 11:55pm 4/04/12 11:55pm

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try,… » 1/25/12 9:00am 1/25/12 9:00am

Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby…

Nary a day goes by when TMZ doesn't say something absurd and offensive, but today the site went too far even for its own commenters when it picked through the baby registry of Rachel Uchitel, who just announced she's pregnant. The teenage boys who run the site found the items she requested outrageously expensive, such… » 12/28/11 10:24pm 12/28/11 10:24pm

Tom Cruise Is A Little Too Enthusiastic About His Dance Battle

According to TMZ, Tom and Katie Holmes were attending a wedding in Palm Springs when suddenly Sir Xenu was challenged to a fierce encounter of the boogie-ing kind. He accepted the challenge from a friend-of-a-friend, and proceeded to get down using the same dance moves as his character in Tropic Thunder. So now we… » 10/06/11 12:00pm 10/06/11 12:00pm