In a new interview, Miley Cyrus waxed poetic about how much she loves going to strip clubs and admiring ladies' jugz. She also revealed that one of her ex-boyfriends is a gay guy. OMG MILEY UR SO BAD.
While it is hardly the first time Kate Moss's tater tots come out and say 'sup y'all, her hairstylist leaked that he just wrapped Moss's nude shoot for the January issue of Playboy next year — the same month as her 40th birthday. It's also Playboy's 60th anniversary.
Remember back in February when the New York Observer's Rex Reed called Melissa McCarthy a "tractor-sized" "obese" "hippo" in his review of Identity Thief? You know, because "film criticism"? Well, McCarthy has finally responded and, of course, her attitude is fucking great.
He's just going to be, you know, hanging out at the mall reuniting lost kids with their parents and then giving them a turtle. Or making flaxen wigs for cancer patients out of his own 5 o'clock shadow. Or telling your uterus that it's beautiful exactly when you need it the most. Or just, generally, taking a nothing…
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order against a photographer whom she claims is stalking her daughter Harlow Madden.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to satisfy our cravings for "news" with the weekly tabloids. This week: Pregnant Mariah can haz cheeseburger; Heidi and Spencer mooch off his parents; and Tish Cyrus is the "ultimate groupie."
- We've heard about it before, but apparently the specter is persistent: Lady Gaga is "terrified" and "annoyed" by a ghost that has been following her while she's on tour. The ghost's name is Ryan.
When Billy Ray Cyrus filed for divorce on October 27, it was allegedly because he found out that his wife, Miley's mom Tish, had an affair with Bret Michaels. Talk about an achy-breaky heart.
- Miley Cyrus' parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, have announced that they're divorcing after 17 years of marriage. They said in a statement, "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."