The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the…

Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all… » 5/05/12 11:30am 5/05/12 11:30am

12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong

  • Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.
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