Using iOS 8’s QuickType on Tinder Will Not Get You Laid

Among the worst features of Apple's iOS 8 is QuickType, a feature that believes it can figure out what you're going to text someone before you even think of it. It could be magical, instead it's only good for writing nonsense sentences and mangling famous movie quotes. But maybe, just maybe you can use it to get laid… » 10/13/14 3:10pm 10/13/14 3:10pm

Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Alone

Hello, friend! Are you still single and hopeful that love is out there somewhere, just waiting for you to find it and fill your heart with bluejays and butterflies? Well, have I got some bad news for you. Love is dead. Tinder killed it. Then it stomped on its desecrated corpse and ate it. Then it threw it back up and… » 10/02/14 6:00pm 10/02/14 6:00pm

This Robot Maximizes Your Chance of Finding Love on Tinder

Tinder is a great way to find hookups romance near you, but it still relies on you and your potential partner finding each other mutually attractive. Since you can't always rely on that, why not boost your odds—say, with a robotic finger that can "like" up to 900 Tinderers per hour? » 9/07/14 5:35pm 9/07/14 5:35pm

Here's an Earnest Pop Song About Tinder

The best thing about any pop song that references current technology is imagining how it will age in the next 5, 10, 20 years. Will Beyoncé's "Video Phone" seem downright quaint once we've updated to communicating exclusively through holograms? Will Gary Numan's "Cars" feel unfathomable after the grid has collapsed… » 8/13/14 7:45pm 8/13/14 7:45pm

Dating App Hopes to Weed out the Creeps by Going Invite-Only for Men

If you've spent more than 15 minutes on OK Cupid, you've probably got a story about the man who sent unsolicited dick pics, requested foot photos out of nowhere, turned angry when rejected or otherwise behaved like a goblin. And that's not even accounting for the dudes just looking for NSA action. » 6/13/14 12:40pm 6/13/14 12:40pm