Did Kacey Musgraves Burn Tim Tebow at the CMAs? An Investigation

On Wednesday night, Tim Tebow (noted for being very into both god and himself) suffered humiliation when Kacey Musgraves refused to shake his hand at the CMAs. But is the snub all that it seems? I spoke with several experts to find out. » 11/06/14 6:20pm 11/06/14 6:20pm

Tim Tebow Hired as Good Morning America Correspondent (Spit Take)

ABC is now the network of such venerable news names as Bob Woodruff, Barbara Walters, Peter Jennings, Diane Sawyer, and... Tim Tebow. Yes. Tim Motherfucking Tebow. » 9/11/14 6:00pm 9/11/14 6:00pm

Amanda Bynes' Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People

Amanda Bynes makes a pretty bad case for herself when she tells In Touch that she isn't mentally ill. Her hatred of Ugly People, especially Ugly Writers, has also become increasingly extreme. » 5/02/13 9:00am 5/02/13 9:00am

Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech

Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,… » 3/25/13 9:00am 3/25/13 9:00am

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum

From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever: » 1/09/13 9:00am 1/09/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Hard-Working Religious White Person Tim Tebow Adds 'Acting' to His…

Here's Tim Tebow simultaneously ruining and improving a commercial for TiVo. This guy, am I right?? I just don't get how one little white dude can get so much press for being mediocre at a sport. Oh wait, that's just called "the news", isn't it? And also, "history". » 12/06/12 11:15pm 12/06/12 11:15pm

Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual…

Tim Tebow has a giiiiiiiirlfriend: actress Camilla Belle, the infamous subject of our magical unicorn love mascot Taylor Swift's angry song "Better Than Revenge" after Belle supposedly stole Joe Jonas from her (Best dis: "No amount of vintage dresses give you dignity"). » 11/01/12 9:01am 11/01/12 9:01am

Your Abortion Probably Killed the Next Justin Bieber

Not many things are quite as tiresome as wide-eyed pro-lifers trying to blow our minds with thought experiments about what may have been had the selfish mother of some awesome person chosen to have an abortion rather than do the noble thing and give birth to their sex punishment. In the Bible, Jesus's mother Mary is… » 9/25/12 11:30am 9/25/12 11:30am

Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick Trailer

Here is the latest Lifetime promo for Liz & Dick, and it is bad. In the 5 seconds that feature Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, she chews so much scenery she winds up with linoleum in her teeth ("YOUAH SCREWING THAT WITCH???!!1*tosses glass*) and in the background blares that dubsteppy-sounding song from a… » 9/21/12 9:00am 9/21/12 9:00am

E! Tries to Get Classy With a New Logo and a Show About a Jonas Brother

Nothing says "classy and mature" quite like a reality show about Tim Tebow, which is why E! Entertainment, the channel that brought us a show about a former Olympic athlete living out a lucid nightmare among personifications of the letter "K," is using the New York Jets quarterback as the cornerstone in its new… » 7/12/12 10:50am 7/12/12 10:50am

Make Your Own Prom Date: Tim Tebow Edition

Rachel Bird didn't have a date to her senior prom, so she decided to ask Tim Tebow to go with her. When he didn't reply to her Twitter invitation, she made the best of the situation and took a cardboard cutout of him as her date instead. She and her very flat quarterback hit the dance this past weekend at… » 5/03/12 10:00am 5/03/12 10:00am

The Top Ten Grossest Ashley Madison PR Stunts

Another day, another "scandalous" PR stunt from Ashley Madison: yesterday, the infamous dating website for cheaters offered a million-dollar-prize to any woman who can prove she's slept with professed virgin football player Tim Tebow. But it's all for the common good, you guys — Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman told … » 4/27/12 1:00pm 4/27/12 1:00pm

Tim Tebow Still Can't Shut Up About Not Being Aborted

Tim Tebow was interviewed on today's Good Morning America, where, overall, he came off as a charming young man — he's excited to play for the Jets, he enjoys giving back to the community, he is not dating Dianna Agron and he gets strength from his faith. All very pleasant and innocuous things, that is until he and his… » 4/13/12 10:40am 4/13/12 10:40am

Male Athletes Discover the Delightful World of Pedicures

Isn't it always so positively charming when manly men decide to do girly things, like take ballet or get man-icures? It's just so cheek-pinchingly adorable how they go to great lengths to justify it as somehow for their health, rather than because it's fun or relaxing—because only women would be so frivolous as to do… » 4/09/12 9:30am 4/09/12 9:30am

Bobby Brown Disappoints Us All by Getting Arrested for Another DUI

Bobby Brown seems to have some sort of chip inside him that is programmed to make him cause trouble at regular intervals. Today Brown, who obviously is no stranger to substance abuse, was arrested for driving under the influence in Los Angeles. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, this shit is getting old. » 3/26/12 8:00pm 3/26/12 8:00pm

Miley Cyrus Really, Really Wants Y'all to Think She’s Engaged

"Is she or isn't she?!" These are the words that everyone who works for a tabloid magazine is hearing around the water cooler this morning after Miley Cyrus was seen flashing a giant rock on that finger all weekend. So, let's get you up to speed. First feeding the hand that bites her and giving gossip mongers an in by… » 3/26/12 9:00am 3/26/12 9:00am

Maggie Smith Might Leave Downton Abbey, Robbing Us of Our Beloved…

Downton Abbey is a place rooted in tradition and we have come to depend on its stick-in-the-mud ways, but today we have word of something that threatens to shake our favorite British estate to its very core: We might have to face a season four with no Dame Maggie Smith and no Dan Stevens. A show without the Dowager… » 3/06/12 8:00pm 3/06/12 8:00pm

Nick Cannon Says He's Suffering From an Autoimmune Disease

Nick Cannon has had a two big health scares in the past few months. First, there was his alarmingly vague case of "mild kidney failure," and then he developed two life-threatening blood clots in his lungs. It seemed strange that someone young and otherwise healthy would be having these things happen, but today Nick… » 3/02/12 8:00pm 3/02/12 8:00pm