Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and…
Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public
Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours later. …
Tim Burton and Winona Ryder Reunite to Make a Creepy Music Video for…
The Killers have a fancy new music video out and guess what? It was directed by Tim Burton. AND it stars Winona Ryder as a mannequin of a moviestar that is danced with by a super-creepy cinephile, who imagines that the Winona Ryder mannequin will come to life Pygmalion-style and smile longingly at him. There are a…
The Burton Family Christmas Carol
Here's a family portrait of Tim Burton, Helena Bonham-Carter and their two children at Disneyland Paris. Do you think Jack and Sally are the godparents?
This Is What the Spooky, Scary Dark Shadows Premiere Looked Like in…
Japanese fans wait for the arrival of actor Johnny Depp and Director Tim Burton at the premiere of "Dark Shadows" in Tokyo, Saturday, May 12, 2012. Dark Shadows will be released in Japan, May 19. (AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye)
Johnny Depp Is a Vampire Forced to Endure the '70s in Dark Shadows
When we first saw a photo of Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows, we were worried: It looked cheesier than a fondue pot. But in the trailer for the Tim Burton flick, it's obvious that that's the point: He's a weirdo surrounded by weirdos! He goes from 1752 to 1972 and finds that his estate is in ruins,…
Jesus, Johnny Depp, What Have You Done to Yourself?
What did Ricky Gervais say about Johnny Depp? That he'd wear whatever Tim Burton asked him to? This is a new still from Dark Shadows, in which Depp plays a vampire named Barnabas. Obviously the flick — the tone of which is supposed to be like a "weird soap opera" — is going to be creepy, but Depp looks less like a…
The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying
Sure, this giant Kermit is cool-looking (the Muppet takes Manhattan!), but many of the balloons looming about New York City yesterday were scary as shit. Let's take a look at Macy's Thanksgiving Day horror-show.
