Love Is Dead: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton Are Splitting Up

We've said it before once or twice, but this time we mean it: Love. Is. Fucking. Dead. After 13 years of unwedded bliss and admirable mutual eccentricity, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have split up. A rep for the couple tells People magazine the two "separated amicably earlier this year." This isn't about us,… »12/23/14 3:40pm12/23/14 3:40pm

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… »1/29/13 9:00am1/29/13 9:00am

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… »12/28/12 9:00am12/28/12 9:00am

Tim Burton and Winona Ryder Reunite to Make a Creepy Music Video for The Killers

The Killers have a fancy new music video out and guess what? It was directed by Tim Burton. AND it stars Winona Ryder as a mannequin of a moviestar that is danced with by a super-creepy cinephile, who imagines that the Winona Ryder mannequin will come to life Pygmalion-style and smile longingly at him. There are a… »12/16/12 5:00pm12/16/12 5:00pm

Johnny Depp Is a Vampire Forced to Endure the '70s in Dark Shadows

When we first saw a photo of Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows, we were worried: It looked cheesier than a fondue pot. But in the trailer for the Tim Burton flick, it's obvious that that's the point: He's a weirdo surrounded by weirdos! He goes from 1752 to 1972 and finds that his estate is in ruins,… »3/16/12 10:40am3/16/12 10:40am

Jesus, Johnny Depp, What Have You Done to Yourself?

What did Ricky Gervais say about Johnny Depp? That he'd wear whatever Tim Burton asked him to? This is a new still from Dark Shadows, in which Depp plays a vampire named Barnabas. Obviously the flick — the tone of which is supposed to be like a "weird soap opera" — is going to be creepy, but Depp looks less like a… »1/20/12 11:30am1/20/12 11:30am