After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.

• Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."

• The Pitkin County Department of Social Services is "aware" of Charlie Sheen's case, as an official explains to TMZ: "When there is a domestic dispute and children are present in the home, we are always notified." [TMZ]

• Last night TMZ reported that Lindsay & Sam broke up. [TMZ]

We're not sure which is sadder, the fact that Ray Liotta got booked for drink-driving yesterday evening, or the fact that he's starring with John Travolta and Tim Allen in a 'buddy movie' called Wild Hogs.