Every now and then, our universe will produce a cosmic alignment of two glorious bodies, ushering in a new era of prosperity and happiness. This is one of those events, and we should all be thankful to have lived to witness the ascension of a Golden Era. Ladies and gentleman, Ginuwine's "Pony" and Tim Allen's…
- Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."
We're not sure which is sadder, the fact that Ray Liotta got booked for drink-driving yesterday evening, or the fact that he's starring with John Travolta and Tim Allen in a 'buddy movie' called Wild Hogs.