Every now and then, our universe will produce a cosmic alignment of two glorious bodies, ushering in a new era of prosperity and happiness. This is one of those events, and we should all be thankful to have lived to witness the ascension of a Golden Era. Ladies and gentleman, Ginuwine's "Pony" and Tim Allen's…
After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.
- Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."
We're not sure which is sadder, the fact that Ray Liotta got booked for drink-driving yesterday evening, or the fact that he's starring with John Travolta and Tim Allen in a 'buddy movie' called Wild Hogs.