People Are Thirsty For Pokémon Sun and Moon's Hot New Professor
Move over, Professor Sycamore. There’s a new daddy in town. (NSFW warning!)
Let's Thirst Over Rihanna's Dominion at Carnival
Every year, Rihanna graces the Crop Over Festival, aka Carnival, in her native Barbados, with her presence. Every year, we are blessed.
Thirst Trap, Fashion Week Edition: Givenchy Moves Runway Shows to NYC
Can you hear that high-pitched squealing in the distance, seeping into your earholes at the quiet, desperate decibel of a rubber balloon slowly bloodletting molecules of helium? That is your psychic vision of the thirst that will accompany invites to the Givenchy runway show when it relocates from Paris to New York…
Oscar Isaac Is Aware of How Badly Area Blogger Wants to Hump His Beard
Exceptional actor and even better beard-wearer Oscar Isaac is on a press tour to promote his new film Ex Machina (I’ve heard it’s pretty good!) He is also aware of the fact that this blogger and many, many of this site’s readers think he looks much better with a beard.
Blessed Be; Oscar Isaac's Beard is Back
Here's a trailer for an upcoming cool-looking thriller about rich crazy guy who built a sexy robot who may be lying. It looks okay! The most important takeaway from it, however, is not the film, but the fact that the film's star Oscar Isaac's beard is back. And after the winter we've had, thank God.
Thirst Alert: Tyson Beckford Will Guest Host at Chippendales
If you find yourself in Las Vegas sometime this spring, head on over to Chippendales to see Tyson Beckford as a guest host. How long is it, you ask?
An Unquenchable Year: The Jezebel Thirsty 100
In 1943, psychologist Abraham Maslow theorized that all human needs aren’t created equal; in fact, their interdependence can be best visualized by categorizing and arranging them on a triangle-shaped chart. At the bottom of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs are basic survival staples—food, water, shelter—and at the top, the…
