Woman's Angry Note to Bike Thief Catches Attention of Good Samaritan

Here is a heart-warming tale of how writing a very angry letter and taping it to a public amenity can restore your faith in the good of society. Some horrible bike thief stole the $700 bike of Olgi Freyre, a 19-year-old part-time student in Chicago, while she was at work, just trying to support herself. » 10/31/13 6:00pm 10/31/13 6:00pm

Guy Tricks Idiot Thief Into Bringing his iPhone Back By Posing as OK…

This might just be the Grand Guignol of petty thief dumbassery. As is wont to happen, a Brooklyn man named Nadal Nirenberg lost his phone in a cab at 4 AM on New Year's Eve. The next day, Nirinberg saw that whoever grabbed it later was using his OK Cupid profile (linked to his iPhone) to look for dates. So he set up a… » 1/05/13 5:30pm 1/05/13 5:30pm

Most Thorough Thief Ever Steals Car With Baby Inside, Then Steals…

These are tough times, friends. Jobs are scarce, gas is expensive, people are stealing cars with babies inside of them and then stealing the baby's earrings. It's like a scene from a novel written by zombie 2012 Charles Dickens. » 6/22/12 2:55pm 6/22/12 2:55pm

This Is What Happens When You Try to Steal a Girl Scout's Cookie Money

A pair of men who stole cookie money from a Houston area Girl Scout troop got a little more than they bargained for when one of the girls punched one cookie thief in the face and another girl held onto the car as it drove away. The perps are still at large, but they best move far, far away and change their names lest… » 3/05/12 1:10pm 3/05/12 1:10pm

Prolific Lesbian Burglars Thwarted By Lion

Today in unfortunate news about criminals who happen to be homosexual women we have the case of Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19, who burglarized 29 homes in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania this summer. Oh, also — Britney and Harley are "lesbian lovers." Not "girlfriends" or "a couple" or "dating" — I… » 9/20/11 5:40pm 9/20/11 5:40pm

Sticky-Fingered Stewardess Arrested In Paris

A flight attendant from Air France has been arrested for stealing jewelry, credit cards, and money from sleeping travelers mid-flight. The stewardess, identified only as Lucie R., has confessed to robbing 27 passengers. » 7/21/10 10:11am 7/21/10 10:11am

Senior Citizen Steals Hearts, Gems

Meet Doris Payne. She is 77 years old, and for the last fifty years, she has been a jewel thief. She stole her first diamond at age 27, and she never used a gun. Instead, charm and wardrobe were her weapons. "I knew how to dress," says Ms. Payne. "I never did like ruffles and frills. I just like a simple-cut fine… » 7/07/08 12:30pm 7/07/08 12:30pm