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The budget that prevented a government shutdown allows for a $1.5 billion border security spending increase — money that Donald Trump thinks will be used to build his nightmarish wall, but will really be used to fix a tiny portion of it, according to a report from CNN.

The Trump administration is ramping up plans to create what the Washington Post calls a “nationwide deportation force” so that President Trump can make good on his campaign promise to save America from the scourge of illegal immigrants once and for all.

There was some misplaced optimism that Donald Trump would immediately jettison all of his inane campaign promises upon taking office; that the threat of a wall at the Mexican border would be quietly tabled for its obvious insanity. Not so! The administration has released a request for proposals seeking a contractor to…

President Donald Trump is still hellbent on getting that hideously expensive border wall up and running. How will he do it? By possibly making cuts to funding for the Coast Guard, FEMA, the TSA and other federal agencies who focus on national security.

According to an internal report from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security seen by Reuters, the wall that President Donald Trump has been squawking about building for over 18 months will be really, really fucking expensive.

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has canceled his January trip to the US and said he will not sit down with Donald Trump, who continues to insist he will force Mexico to reimburse U.S. taxpayers for his proposed $12 billion dollar wall that will act, more than anything, as a concrete middle finger to Mexico.

During a press conference on Wednesday, White House press secretary Sean Spicer confirmed that President Donald Trump, a bowl of macaroni simmered in roasted rat drippings, will be signing two executive orders in relation to immigration, as was suspected.

As we limp towards our nation’s collective waking nightmare, Donald Trump is doing his best to make good on his heinous campaign promise to build a physical wall along the border between Mexico and the United States. The unexpected twist? Mexico won’t be the ones to pay for it.

This election has been an objective nightmare, but at long last, we finally have some good news. In a little over 12 hours, Donald Trump could be heading to Mexico. And if Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has even a sliver of a heart, he’ll let him in. Because god knows we need this.

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