Vatican Concludes Six-Year Investigation of American Nuns 

In 2008, under then-pope Benedict XVI, the Vatican launched a broad investigation into the "quality of life" of American nuns, a move that, to a lot of those nuns, looked like it was meant to forcefully nudge them back in line. On Tuesday, the completed investigation was finally released; instead of being critical, it… » 12/16/14 11:10am 12/16/14 11:10am

Pope Resigns, Hands in Collection of Crazy-Tall Hats

Time to cue up the montage of your favorite papal moments over the past 8 years because earlier this morning Pope Benedict XVI announced that he is officially retiring from his important work of blessing Ferraris and denying women birth control as of February 28th of 2013. He is the first Pope to quit the job in over… » 2/11/13 10:35am 2/11/13 10:35am

Hardline Anti-Choicers Will Not Compromise With Obama Administration

It's been less than a month since the staunchly pro-choice Barack Obama has been elected President, and already anti-abortion advocates are reassessing their goals. » 11/18/08 9:30am 11/18/08 9:30am Some anti-choicers are taking a practical route, according to the , supporting legislation that may cut down on the need for abortion, like providing…

Dear Anne Hathaway: If You Don't Read Your Ex-Boyfriend's Indictment…

Your "friends" are probably telling you not to read the indictment. (You know what indictment! The one charging your Ponzi sheming ex, Raffaello Follieri. Look, only 18 pages. It's not a script) And let me tell you something, Anne, and this is beside the point, but those same fucking friends avoiding the topic,… » 6/24/08 1:30pm 6/24/08 1:30pm

Are You There, God? It's Your Favorite Client, Messiah Barry Hussein…

Barack Obama thinks the new Pope is hustling the opiate of the masses. But it's the opiate that kept him off his cokehead ways so it's okay! Hillary thinks the potential for life begins at conception, and that Obama is an elitist. Is it possible that the second coming of the Messiah is also the reincarnation of Karl… » 4/14/08 10:00am 4/14/08 10:00am