The Most Glorious Few Seconds of Kathie Lee and Hoda Ever

As previously discussed, Beyoncé has been tapped to record a new version of "Crazy In Love" for the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. On The Today Show Thursday, Hoda and Kathie Lee took it upon themselves to watch the trailer (again) and channel their inner sex goddesses, culminating in the most glorious few seconds of… » 7/24/14 12:40pm 7/24/14 12:40pm

Al Roker's Vines Are the Best-Worst Vines on All of Vine

A lot of people worried about the future of Vine — the app that allows you to create looping 6-second videos using only the power of your smart phone — when Instagram announced its new video feature this past Friday. Never fear, worriers! Brooklyn Al Roker is here! And he is going to single-handedly save Vine with his… » 6/24/13 5:50pm 6/24/13 5:50pm

Dear American News Outlets: Quit Trying to Make the Diamond Jubilee…

Look, we are not above all of the hoopla surrounding the royal family. It's hard not to get excited by Kate Middleton's glorious sun mane, the Disney-esque tale of how she, a commoner, managed to get married to the future king of England and wore a beautiful wedding dress (it had sleeves! SLEEVES!). I'm sure even the… » 6/01/12 3:20pm 6/01/12 3:20pm

Magic Genius Toddler Acts Like Normal Toddler On The Today Show

Like a lost member of the Tenenbaum clan, 3-year-old Emmelyn Roettger has a genius IQ of 135 and is currently the youngest member of Mensa, which scored her and the Roettger parents an appearance on The Today Show. During the five seconds that Emme humors the condescending tone of host Natalie Moralez, we learn that… » 5/12/12 4:45pm 5/12/12 4:45pm

12 Girls Diagnosed With Mysterious 'Mass Hysteria'

Like something straight out of The Crucible, 12 girls in Upstate New York have fallen suddenly ill, displaying acute symptoms such as verbal outbursts and tics. Unlike Abigail Williams et al., these young women—who all attend LeRoy Junior Senior High School in LeRoy, NY— are no fakers, having had their mysterious… » 1/18/12 7:15pm 1/18/12 7:15pm

Nancy Snyderman: If You Have A Sugar Daddy, You Must Be A Hooker

Earlier this morning the Today Show ran a segments where they brought in "experts" to weigh in on some of the "hottest headlines." Star Jones, Donny Deutsch, and Dr. Nancy Snyderman (you know, the one who called Mommyrexia an "obnoxious, Upper East Side, white girl problem") showed up, so we assume the real experts… » 8/04/11 11:30am 8/04/11 11:30am