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Your Fat Friends Are Secretly Conspiring to Make You a Big Fat Fatty,…

Watch out, normal weights! If you've ever so much as even talked to a fat person, there's a good chance you might catch their fatness. It's horrifying, but it's true! So, if you're approached by a fatty, it's best just to run — run like the wind! — away from their contagious gargantuan heft. Who knows what they could… » 11/07/12 10:25am 11/07/12 10:25am