Reader to Columnist: I Used to Want to Be With You But You're Fat Now

The best thing about working on the internet is the ease with which readers can get in touch with you. It's so nice to be privy to thoughts about your work and, more importantly, what you look like! At least, that's what Telegraph columnist Bryony Gordon learned (though not for the first time) when she received an… » 11/04/14 1:30pm 11/04/14 1:30pm

John Grisham: Viewing Child Porn Isn't Really That Bad

John Grisham, the man who has brought us such taut, twisted thrillers as The Firm and The Pelican Brief (not to mention the brilliant Skipping Christmas), has delivered unto us another shocker: He thinks a lot of people who view child porn are just doing it by accident and shouldn't be prosecuted. » 10/15/14 6:30pm 10/15/14 6:30pm

Some Silly British Women Think They Know Best When it Comes to Abortion

Are you sitting down? Because this disturbing news might send you over the edge into catatonic shock: the British Pregnancy Advisory Service, Britain's largest abortion provider, thinks women know best when it comes to their own reproductive health. Scandalous!! » 2/04/13 11:15am 2/04/13 11:15am

Your Fat Friends Are Secretly Conspiring to Make You a Big Fat Fatty,…

Watch out, normal weights! If you've ever so much as even talked to a fat person, there's a good chance you might catch their fatness. It's horrifying, but it's true! So, if you're approached by a fatty, it's best just to run — run like the wind! — away from their contagious gargantuan heft. Who knows what they could… » 11/07/12 10:25am 11/07/12 10:25am