The Continued, Downward Slide Of 'The Starter Wife'

Okay it's official: The Starter Wife sucks. But because we embarked this particular television-miniseries train when it started, we're loathe to just jump off. After the jump, some basic (and we mean basic) facts and observations about the latest adventures of Molly Kagan and her spoiled-silly friends... for those who… » 6/15/07 5:38pm 6/15/07 5:38pm

'The Starter Wife': Sadly, We're Still Hooked

After last week's riveting two-hour premiere of The Starter Wife, we were worried that this week's installment — a scrawny 60 minutes long — would let us down. But lo and behold, the characters became more absurd, and acted out in exponentially more ridiculous ways as their strange, shallow little lives came crashing… » 6/08/07 5:29pm 6/08/07 5:29pm

The Unexpected Intrigue (And Totally Expected Banality) Of 'The Starter Wife'

Unless you've been living in a cave, there has been no safe place from the unrelenting promos for USA Network miniseries The Starter Wife (brought to you by Ponds! In case you haven't heard!). And, just as we read the tabs so you don't have to, we watched all two hours of last night's premiere installment of this… » 6/01/07 5:24pm 6/01/07 5:24pm

Jordin Sparks Loves Herself Just The Way She Is

  • American Idol winner Jordin loves her curves. [People]
  • Anne Heche and her hubby have seemingly regained their sanity. [People]
  • Big Brother/Big Government are spying on our cats. [BoingBoing]
  • Ponds paid for massive product placement in the new, reportedly-awful series The Starter Wife. [Slate]
  • Well it's about fucking…
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