Couple Surrenders To The Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot

As the timeless Southern poet Barry Hannah once implored, "Who among us has not fucked in Home Depot?" There's just such an ambiance. Empty window frame displays hung on a 90 degree angle that you can open and close? In a depressing strip mall between a PetCo and a Michaels Arts & Crafts? As a middle-aged guy…
Disturbing Sexual Assault Involving Two Men, A Woman & A Snake
The most horrifying sentence you may ever read: "The woman felt something inside of her. She believed the snake may have bitten her because she felt a very sharp pain and then they said, ‘Pull it out.'"
Before They Were Stars: Paul Newman Edition
Check out these portraits of a young Paul Newman in the military...because they're, uh, of real historical and sociological importance. [The Smoking Gun]
Paging Kevin Bacon!
A Wisconsin high school has instituted a strict new code of dance conduct banning "sexual bending," straddling, and butt, crotch and boob-touching. In addition, "both feet must remain on the dance floor at all times." That means you, Efron. [TSG]
Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
Foot Fetish
Have you seen those cheesetastic and nasty commercials for PedEgg on TV? Apparently an actor-couple (also featured on the Amazing Race) featured in the commercial are super-pissed (and suing PedEgg's manufacturer) at the "cheap, low quality" of the ads and the fact they are being played worldwide on television. (The…
Beauty Queen Vs. Fire Dancer: Who Has The Better Mugshot?
At left, beauty queen kidnapper Kumari Fulbright. At right, bedazzled fire-dancer and Failure To Appear suspect Tracy Gassel.
Drug-Using Kids Say The Darndest Things
By a colossal margin, "racism" is winning our poll of top reason to continue hating Paris Hilton even after her valiant attempt to convey how very much she has changed on tonight's Larry King (which we are still, much to our immense joy, liveblogging at 9pm EST). To further whet your hate-petite, we (thanks to The…
Someone Lock This Crazy Bitch Up Already.
Beauty treatments and cosmetics seem to send rapper Foxy Brown into a rage. Now the pouty-lipped label-whore is in hot water again after an altercation at a Florida beauty-supply shop yesterday:
