Jersey Shore Cast Members Daydream About Their Bright Futures (Mainly…

So, these crazy Jersey kids are finally letting the spotlights fade and slipping elegantly into the dim anonymity of American life. Oh wait, just kidding, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GREAT "BRANDING" IDEAS FOR YOU. MTV caught up with JWoww, The Situation, Snooki, and all those other… » 12/17/12 8:00pm 12/17/12 8:00pm

Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls

Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you… » 10/22/12 9:00am 10/22/12 9:00am

Deena From Jersey Shore Just Got Arrested for Dancing Drunk in the…

With Snooki knocked up and The Situation sobered up, somebody had to step it up and assume the role of craziest crazy person for this season of Jersey Shore. It looks like Deena Cortese is going to be the one to do it. She was just arrested this afternoon for disorderly conduct after she got plastered in the middle of… » 6/10/12 8:00pm 6/10/12 8:00pm

In First Post-Rehab Interview, The Situation Confirms Plans to Continue…

The Situation sat down with MTV News for his first interview since voluntarily seeking treatment for an addiction to prescription medication at the tony Cirque Lodge in Utah. Sitch says that he was strictly addicted to pain killers for the energy they provided him—"It's a pain killer, you're not tired anymore" (is… » 5/22/12 4:20pm 5/22/12 4:20pm

Fox's New Dating Show Doesn't Grant Equal Time to the Ladies

Last week we got excited for The Choice, the show that's basically The Voice meets The Bachelor meets The Dating Game. The concept: Celebrities sit in chairs, with their backs to potential dates, and pull a "love handle" to turn around if they like what they hear. Today, the stars involved have been announced, and… » 5/09/12 11:00am 5/09/12 11:00am

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Are Engaged, But Will Liz Lemon Bless…

Alec Baldwin, he of the perpetually icy yet surprised stare, certainly does like to keep us on our toes—and he's done it again. He's just gotten engaged to his 28-year-old girlfriend Hilaria Thomas. This has been rumored before, but this time it's for real. There's even a ring to prove it. » 4/02/12 8:00pm 4/02/12 8:00pm

Miley Cyrus Really, Really Wants Y'all to Think She’s Engaged

"Is she or isn't she?!" These are the words that everyone who works for a tabloid magazine is hearing around the water cooler this morning after Miley Cyrus was seen flashing a giant rock on that finger all weekend. So, let's get you up to speed. First feeding the hand that bites her and giving gossip mongers an in by… » 3/26/12 9:00am 3/26/12 9:00am

Alec Baldwin Mobilizes His Twitter Followers to Attack His Girlfriend's…

Alec Baldwin is a little unpredictable when he gets upset, and last night, someone pushed his perfectly-coifed buttons the wrong way. Baldwin tweeted that a mysterious stranger calling themselves @Scarfacemadam, "has entered the twitter-verse ONLY to harass my girlfriend." He said that this person was "borderline… » 3/21/12 8:00pm 3/21/12 8:00pm

Sexual Black Widow Michelle Obama Catches George Clooney in her…

A special report by British investigative powerhouse the Daily Mirror lifts the lid on Michelle Obama's proclivity towards surrounding herself by handsome famous men – the First Lady ensnaring George Clooney and other sexy luminaries under the pretext of a formal dinner at The White House. Though guests believed they… » 3/15/12 9:00am 3/15/12 9:00am

A Jersey Shore Harry Potter Sounds Like a Night Terror

Although Lana Del Rey's warbling performance may have ruined the Daniel Radcliffe SNL for Juliette Lewis, hopefully you got to enjoy some solid sketches before visions of Harry and The Situation pouring Crisco all over each others abs started dancing wildly through your sleep deprived brain. Sorry. The funniest thing… » 1/15/12 4:15pm 1/15/12 4:15pm

Jersey Shore Creators Target Nerds For Dubious Stardom

Depending on how much you watch the show, Jersey Shore's transformation of a few unknown guidos and guidettes into an international fame plague was either the best thing or the worst thing ever to happen to entertainment. Now comes the good (or bad) news that the same company that unearthed Snooki and Pauly D is… » 12/23/11 9:30am 12/23/11 9:30am