There's trouble at the Jersey Shore tonight, folks. Former Jersey Shore star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and his brother/manager Marc have both been indicted for tax fraud.

Apparently Kiefer Sutherland and Freddie Prinze Jr. are in a fight? At Comic-Con over the weekend, Prinze mentioned on a panel that working with Sutherland was so terrible it made him WANT TO QUIT ACTING (which he basically did). Today, Sutherland's people responded with tranquil grace.

Oh, remember the Situation? He's still a person! And as fascinating as ever: Today he was arrested for fisticuffing with his brother in the tanning salon they own together. OOH, TELL ME MORE.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is in the midst of having his finances probed by the federal government.

As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:

So, these crazy Jersey kids are finally letting the spotlights fade and slipping elegantly into the dim anonymity of American life. Oh wait, just kidding, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GREAT "BRANDING" IDEAS FOR YOU. MTV caught up with JWoww, The Situation, Snooki, and all those other…

Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you…

With Snooki knocked up and The Situation sobered up, somebody had to step it up and assume the role of craziest crazy person for this season of Jersey Shore. It looks like Deena Cortese is going to be the one to do it. She was just arrested this afternoon for disorderly conduct after she got plastered in the middle of…

The Situation sat down with MTV News for his first interview since voluntarily seeking treatment for an addiction to prescription medication at the tony Cirque Lodge in Utah. Sitch says that he was strictly addicted to pain killers for the energy they provided him—"It's a pain killer, you're not tired anymore" (is…

Last week we got excited for The Choice, the show that's basically The Voice meets The Bachelor meets The Dating Game. The concept: Celebrities sit in chairs, with their backs to potential dates, and pull a "love handle" to turn around if they like what they hear. Today, the stars involved have been announced, and…

Alec Baldwin, he of the perpetually icy yet surprised stare, certainly does like to keep us on our toes—and he's done it again. He's just gotten engaged to his 28-year-old girlfriend Hilaria Thomas. This has been rumored before, but this time it's for real. There's even a ring to prove it.

"Is she or isn't she?!" These are the words that everyone who works for a tabloid magazine is hearing around the water cooler this morning after Miley Cyrus was seen flashing a giant rock on that finger all weekend. So, let's get you up to speed. First feeding the hand that bites her and giving gossip mongers an in by…

Alec Baldwin is a little unpredictable when he gets upset, and last night, someone pushed his perfectly-coifed buttons the wrong way. Baldwin tweeted that a mysterious stranger calling themselves @Scarfacemadam, "has entered the twitter-verse ONLY to harass my girlfriend." He said that this person was "borderline…

A special report by British investigative powerhouse the Daily Mirror lifts the lid on Michelle Obama's proclivity towards surrounding herself by handsome famous men – the First Lady ensnaring George Clooney and other sexy luminaries under the pretext of a formal dinner at The White House. Though guests believed they…

Although Lana Del Rey's warbling performance may have ruined the Daniel Radcliffe SNL for Juliette Lewis, hopefully you got to enjoy some solid sketches before visions of Harry and The Situation pouring Crisco all over each others abs started dancing wildly through your sleep deprived brain. Sorry. The funniest thing…

While the cast of Jersey Shore was in Italy last season, The Situation revealed that Snooki had hooked up in recent months, while she was with her boyfriend Jionni. According to Sitch, Snooki's friend Ryder and his friend Unit were getting it on in a hotel room in front of them and Snooki, so overcome with…

Depending on how much you watch the show, Jersey Shore's transformation of a few unknown guidos and guidettes into an international fame plague was either the best thing or the worst thing ever to happen to entertainment. Now comes the good (or bad) news that the same company that unearthed Snooki and Pauly D is…

If last week's episode was all about seeing how much Italians hate the Jersey Shore, this week's finale refuted that blow by showing just how excited the Shore kids were to go home to their beloved Jersey. As Pauly D so frankly put it, "I'm real excited to get back to Seaside. I can't wait to go tanning, I'm gonna…

That moment you've been waiting to happen all season has finally occurred: the public shaming of the Jersey Shore cast. And in that regard, last night's episode did not disappoint, seeing as the gang had to leave two different bars in the same night, seeing as they were so reviled by locals.

When we last left our traveling Shore nomads, Snooki had just had the worst day of her life. See, her relationship fell apart after she exposed her genitalia in a nightclub. Snooki found comfort between Vinny's sheets, a fact which she "blacked out" in this week's episode. Everyone — including Pauly D and Deena, who…