This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry's About to Be a Daddy, and Queen Mommy Ain't Happy

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we suddenly start thinking about how much candy we’ve eaten over the past few weeks, get freaked out for the sake of our teeth, decide it’s time to start reading tabloids to get our mind off tooth decay, find three of the magazines, have trouble obtaining Star, and just sort of go… »11/04/15 2:10pm11/04/15 2:10pm


Well This Photo of Kate and Princess Charlotte Sure Is Precious

The official Instagram account of Kensington Palace (do you love 2015 or do or hate 2015?) just posted a very filtered and very precious photo of Duchess Kate holding Princess Charlotte in the Sandringham House Drawing Room on the day of her christening. Kate’s smiling down at her new child, as if saying, “So much of… »7/09/15 12:10pm7/09/15 12:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant and It's a Boy!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we deal with the summer heat by drinking a ton of iced coffee but then we have to pull over in the middle of nowhere to use the bathroom so we knock on the door of the nearest home and realize that we’re at Bucklebury Manor and they let us use their bathroom but we have to walk… »5/13/15 4:00pm5/13/15 4:00pm

Joan Collins Cast on E!'s Drama About Scandalous Royals

Important casting news: Grand Dynasty dame Joan Collins has been cast in a guest role on The Royals, E!'s first scripted drama. She'll be appearing alongside star Elizabeth Hurley, who plays Queen Helena, head of a fictional modern-day British royal family. Yes, this is relevant to my interests, thank you very much. »8/15/14 2:20pm8/15/14 2:20pm

Prince Harry's Maybe-Future-Fiancée Is Made Of Mystery and Scrunchies

Cressida Bonas is dating Prince Harry. This ostensibly makes her interesting, or, at least, more interesting than a Normal like you or I, and ostensibly means that now, in anticipation of her possibly marrying Prince Harry at some indeterminate point in the future, there are Facts about her that we must know.… »12/26/13 6:30pm12/26/13 6:30pm

'Portrait Artist of the Year' Paints Pregnant Duchess Kate in a Bra

Kate Middleton just can't catch a break*. From the horrifying authorized portrait earlier this year to this frightening rendition of Kate in lingerie she probably purchased at the clearance rack at Ross Dress for Less. The latter (shown above) is from the loins of the imagination of 25-year-old portrait artist Nick… »12/12/13 9:30am12/12/13 9:30am

We Need to Talk About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair

Word on the street is that the flame-haired party king of England, future Duke of Suffolk, and the most decorated Female Body Inspector of all time, Prince Harry of Wales, is planning to marry his girlfriend of one-and-a-half years, the lithe blonde human incarnation of Burning Man Cressida Bonas—and soon. »10/09/13 1:36pm10/09/13 1:36pm

The Time Kate Middleton Went Antique Shopping and Asked for a Discount

Proving definitively that nothing in the world is as fun and exciting as it seems, Kate Middleton (WHO IS A PRINCESS, PROFESSIONALLY) went antique shopping and had an extraordinarily mundane time. Prince William remained in the car and looked "bored stiff," according to an eyewitness on the scene. In a related… »10/08/13 2:00pm10/08/13 2:00pm