Mick Jagger is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight and he's the musical guest with the Foo Fighters and Arcade Fire. It is going to be the most fun thing that's ever happened. Except remember that time that Keith Richards was like, "his dick is small but his balls are big," which I could have told you myself? Or not.
- Amy Winehouse arrived at Pentonville prison for a visit with the hubs wearing a puffy heart-shaped pin that read "Blake." Unfortunately, she was turned away, because she was late and visiting hours were over. These tears dry on their own. [The Sun]
- Rikki Rockett of Poison was arrested on a rape warrant as he stepped…