School Board Member Finds Muppets Book Too 'Graphic,' Demands Removal From Kindergarten Curriculum

Mary Carney, a Marshfield, Wisconsin School Board member, member of the Central Wisconsin Tea Party and Very Frightened Person, will attempt today to do right by her child, her faith, and the Statue of Liberty by wresting Jim Henson’s For Every Child, a Better World out of the hands of vulnerable kindergarteners.
Miss Piggy's Version of Adele's 'Hello' Video Is a Terrific Mess
You likely already know that Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer together, and that Kermit’s got a new flame—another pig, who looks like a cross between Lana del Rey and Margaery Tyrell. That’s gotta hurt.
Please Don't Ask Natalie Dormer How It Feels to Look Like Kermit's New Pig Girlfriend
Just as it’s a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what they’re reading while they’re, uh, reading, it’s a good idea to avoid asking Natalie Dormer how it feels to look like a fictional pig when she’s, uh, a human.
I'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?

Do you see this pig? The one photographed above, biting her pen like it’s a throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt? This, my friends, is Denise, and it’s recently come to my attention that she’s the homewrecking hog America’s beloved Kermit the Frog left America’s more beloved Miss Piggy for. And I would like to know…
Fashion Faux Pas: Lady Gaga and Miss Piggy Rock the Same Holiday Dress
I wonder if Kermie is gonna have to take care of Lady Gaga or risk the wrath of the pig? Or maybe Miss Piggy just gave Gaga a hand-me-down? Either way, you know it was drama backstage.
Charming Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Charming on Sesame Street
Aw, would you look at that. Your boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt stopped by Sesame Street the other day to teach the kiddies about the word "reinforce," as in "I'll go on Sesame Street and reinforce your love for me."
"EL-MO! We won't go!" Puppets March on Washington
The Million Puppet March stormed Washington D.C. on Saturday demanding equal rights for puppets! JK, there weren't actually a million puppets because there isn't enough dirty carpet in the world to make them; and they weren't demanding equal rights, although I kinda think they deserve them because they're just as…
7-Year-Old Critic Declares Worst Part Of Muppets Movie Is Jason's Segel's Face
Last night on the Late Show, Jason Segel played show-and-tell with what he calls his "new favorite possession of all time," — a framed comment card from an early screening of his new Muppet movie. The flick was played for test audiences of both adults and children, and the producers received one comment card that…
Watch The Opening Scene Of The Muppets Movie
After the countless parodies, trailers, and Muppet-inspired music that's been released over the past six months, now you can actually watch a selection of The Muppets' first musical number. While it kind of feels like we're watching one of the musical numbers performed by Jason Segel and company on How I Met Your…
The First Real Muppets Trailer
After months and months of teaser trailers, parodies, and even a free, full listen of the soundtrack, we finally have a full-length trailer for The Muppets. So what can we expect? After being told that they're simply "not famous anymore," the Muppets tour the world and spend time with celebrities (Rashida Jones! Jack…
Listen To The New Muppet Tribute Album In Its Entirety
OK Go performs the Muppet Show theme song, Weezer covers "The Rainbow Connection," Andrew Bird sings "Being Green" and more in the soundtrack this tribute album to The Muppets. With such big names dropping singles for it, one has to wonder if Jason Segel used some of his star power to wrangle such good bands.…
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The Muppets Take Conservatism? Economist, Please.
The Economist is working my last nerve. After debating if women have it "immeasurably better" than they used to and the rise of "female power," they've turned their attention to the political persuasions of the Muppets.
"Carol Of The Bells," Muppet Style
After going viral with their version of "Bohemian Rhapsody," the Muppets are back with another holiday surprise: a rendition of the "Carol of the Bells," starring Beaker, Animal, and the Swedish Chef. Statler and Waldorf hate it, naturally.
Sorry Ladies, You're Probably Too Smart To Date Gerard Butler
- Gerard Butler says he's more concerned with how a woman looks than what she thinks: "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman; right now I want a dumb woman." [ShowbizSpy]
