Kate Middleton's Hairdresser Fired for Committing Hair Treason

Some fool has betrayed the most important member of the Royal Family, namely, Kate Middleton's hair. According to reports, Kate Middleton, the human host of Kate Middleton's hair, has fired her hair stylist James Pryce. The man's crime: posting hundreds of pictures of the Duchess in various hairstyles to Facebook and… » 11/26/13 9:09am 11/26/13 9:09am

Watch Matt Lauer's Awkward Attempt to Bro Out with Zac Efron Over…

Sparkle Eyes Zac Efron recently caused quite a stir when he accidentally dropped a condom on the red carpet for his new children's movie The Lorax. To make an awkward situation even worse, Matt Lauer brought up the incident during an interview on this morning's Today Show in an attempt to...relate? Chide? Tease?… » 3/01/12 12:40pm 3/01/12 12:40pm

Here's The Childhood Memory-Ruining Bullshit That Is The Lorax Movie

This summer, audiences suffered through the abomination that was The Smurfs. Many of us who actually grew up with the Smurfs avoided it. But there's more trauma-inducing memory-ruining to come! When Dr. Seuss's classic book The Lorax was published in 1971, with its titular character who "speaks for the trees," it was… » 10/27/11 4:10pm 10/27/11 4:10pm

Bedtime Stories Are Excellent For Your Babies

For an entire year — maybe more — one of my parents read Goodnight Moon aloud to my brother. Even though after month three they could recite it from memory and wanted nothing more than to say Goodnight to it forever, they still turned the pages with him each night before he went to sleep. Apparently, this has made him… » 5/13/08 4:40pm 5/13/08 4:40pm