William Shatner Keeps O Magazine In The Shitter

Last week, Joy Behar said that they don't want men as panelists on The View, because people don't care what men have to say when they tune in to watch that show. And that's so true. But what's great about women's daytime talk shows is that when men actually do go on, they behave so much differently than they do on… » 3/03/08 7:00pm 3/03/08 7:00pm

What The Ladies Are Talking About: Abortions, Boobs, And Eating…

The past week of lady talk shows was pretty grim, and not the wacky romp of group vagina smiles or porn convos that we've grown used to. (For example Oprah had an episode all about a woman whose husband offed himself and left her a million dollars in debt on purpose, just to be a jerk.) Tyra had an episode dedicated… » 2/19/08 4:00pm 2/19/08 4:00pm

Whoopi Goldberg Totally Hates Her Co-Hosts On The View

Oprah was kinda serious all week, with her quitting smoking campaign, MLK Day special, and adult children of divorce episodes. So for this week's Lady Bunch, the focus will be on Tyra (duh), and Whoopi Goldberg's increasing disdain for her View co-hosts. Clip above, and, as always, lots more after the jump. » 1/29/08 2:00pm 1/29/08 2:00pm

Sherri Shepherd Doesn't Think Patti LaBelle Is Black Enough

So today is "Blue Monday," supposedly the most depressing day of the year. And it would seem that way with the shit we've posted on Jezebel today. Between abortions, anorexia, and female genital mutilation, maybe it's about time we laughed at something this afternoon. And why not have that something be Sherri… » 1/21/08 4:00pm 1/21/08 4:00pm

Tyra Banks Gives Bow Wow A Creepy Sex Talk

Tyra might actually be suffering from the writers' strike because she only had one new episode last week. However, she's been known to be a scab before. During the last strike, she decided to go on with ANTM without writers. But the one new episode she did manage to air last week was sort of wonderfully disgusting:… » 12/10/07 7:00pm 12/10/07 7:00pm

Tyra Banks: "The One Thing That I'm Jealous Of... Is That You Guys…

The girls all pretty much got back into the swing of things after some time off for Thanksgiving. Joan Rivers joined the ladies of The View to discuss plastic surgery and dirty jokes, Paula Dean danced for cheese and bacon with Oprah, and Tyra related to a group of transsexuals — you know, all the usual stuff. But of… » 12/03/07 5:00pm 12/03/07 5:00pm

Tyra Banks Goes "Undercover" By Not Wearing Weave, Makeup

With the Thanksgiving holiday last week, there weren't too many new episodes of the lady talk shows, but somehow Tyra Banks still managed to pull it off. She had two pretty magnificent episodes: One was about the relationship between sex and race, and the other was an "experiment" on inner beauty. The experiment… » 11/26/07 5:00pm 11/26/07 5:00pm

Tyra Banks Helps Men Be The Best Date Rapists They Can Be

Tyra was extra awesome last week, with episodes about bisexuality, an entire hour acting the fool in front of Chris Brown, the obligatory weekly episode about weight obsession, and a discourse between teens and parents about sex. But my personal favorite was when Tyra went undercover to expose the dangers of dating,… » 11/19/07 2:00pm 11/19/07 2:00pm

Teri Hatcher: "I'll Go Out With Damon Wayans! I Know How To Cook!"

The talk shows were sort of all over the place this week. Oprah had on the thousands of members of the Osmond family, rape victims, and age-appropriate fashion, while The View welcomed Damon Wayans on the couch, where the girls realized he's a chauvinist pig, only to have Teri Hatcher reveal the next day that she can… » 11/12/07 2:00pm 11/12/07 2:00pm

Barbara Walters: "Call Me Gay, But I Think Sarah Jessica Parker Is…

Babs was so much fun on The View this week, with her Halloween costume, her vagina vs. vajayjay discussion and her robot dance, but we all know that you're not really a good time girl unless you get a little lezzie with your friends, which is what she did. Well, you know, not literally (although, that be a ratings… » 11/05/07 1:30pm 11/05/07 1:30pm

Heidi Klum Tells Oprah About Seal's Giant Black Cock

I've come to realize that there are six basic elements upon which all the lady talk shows are based: food, sex, gay men, crazies, Joy Behar's vagina, and Tyra's weave. Oddly, I'm not deterred by any of these, and in fact, I find them really engaging. This week, Tyra and The View both had Lance Bass on their couches… » 10/29/07 6:45pm 10/29/07 6:45pm

Whoopi Makes Funny Faces, Tyra Thinks You're A Geek

Whoopi is finally getting the hang of moderating The View, and she's really getting comfortable. It's not so much what she says everyday, but rather, the faces she makes in response to what the other ladies are saying that has made me fall in love with The View all over again. But I'm not on such great terms with … » 10/12/07 7:30pm 10/12/07 7:30pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: "People Get Abortions For Superficial Reasons"

There aren't too many things that shock me on daytime TV, at least with regards to discussion of the human body. Between Joy Behar's detailed descriptions of gynecologists visits, Whoopi's vagina spasms, Tyra's farting policy, and Oprah's fecal-shape obsession, I thought I'd heard it all — but I was wrong. This week… » 10/05/07 7:00pm 10/05/07 7:00pm

Tyra Banks Holds In Her Farts Around Her Boyfriends

Life is pretty awesome now that all the shows are back. And even though I'm fighting with Tyra right now (in my mind, anyway) I still find her to be the most clipable girl on daytime TV. I found it incredibly ironic that she aired a show on manners and etiquette the same day we discovered how unapproachable and… » 9/28/07 7:00pm 9/28/07 7:00pm

Oprah Winfrey: Still Obsessed With Bowel Movements

You may have noticed that we were experiencing technical difficulties on Friday, so I held off on posting "Lady Bunch" until today. Much like with periods, it's better late than never. (Right?) So, anyway, last week was Sherri Shepherd's first week as a full-time panel member of The View and we learned that the… » 9/24/07 11:00am 9/24/07 11:00am

Tyra Banks: New Season, New Weave, Same 'Ol Crazy

All the girls were back this week, The View, Oprah and Tyra! I missed them ever so much. Whoopi is cool and all but she hasn't been that exciting. And Oprah is a wonderful human being with an interesting show, but what really gets me off is wacky. And Tyra has set the bar so high as far as entertaining me, that no… » 9/14/07 4:30pm 9/14/07 4:30pm