Tim Burton and Winona Ryder Reunite to Make a Creepy Music Video for…

The Killers have a fancy new music video out and guess what? It was directed by Tim Burton. AND it stars Winona Ryder as a mannequin of a moviestar that is danced with by a super-creepy cinephile, who imagines that the Winona Ryder mannequin will come to life Pygmalion-style and smile longingly at him. There are a… » 12/16/12 5:00pm 12/16/12 5:00pm

Charlie Sheen Has Several Perfectly Reasonable Excuses

He was laughing at porn, you guys. Laughing. At. Porn. And that's why he had a hernia, which is why he went to the hospital. Obviously he didn't go because of doing a whole mountain o' cocaine. » 1/30/11 9:45am 1/30/11 9:45am

I Went To See Killers, And It's All Your Fault

Whenever we post a trailer, preview, or round-up of reviews for a completely atrocious-looking film, someone in the comments always responds with, "Oh, it looks so, so bad. Like awful. But...I'll go see it anyway." » 6/05/10 12:30pm 6/05/10 12:30pm

Eye Candy: The Hottest Pictures From GQ's "Men Of The Year" Issue

Looky here! Jon Hamm on the cover of GQ » 11/20/08 1:20pm 11/20/08 1:20pm. Actually, there are a few different covers, including one with Barack Obama… So many men, so little time! Inside the magazine? Lots and lots of dapper dudes, plenty of sweet, sweet man candy. Although many "Men Of The Year" were accomplished gentlemen who deserve applause, we…

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