The Killers have a fancy new music video out and guess what? It was directed by Tim Burton. AND it stars Winona Ryder as a mannequin of a moviestar that is danced with by a super-creepy cinephile, who imagines that the Winona Ryder mannequin will come to life Pygmalion-style and smile longingly at him. There are a…

He was laughing at porn, you guys. Laughing. At. Porn. And that's why he had a hernia, which is why he went to the hospital. Obviously he didn't go because of doing a whole mountain o' cocaine.

• Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]

Whenever we post a trailer, preview, or round-up of reviews for a completely atrocious-looking film, someone in the comments always responds with, "Oh, it looks so, so bad. Like awful. But...I'll go see it anyway."

• Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!

• We were feeling kinda blue today. Then we saw this. [Boing Boing]
  
• Now that Isaiah Washington has a new job maybe he'll stop his pointless bitching. The former Grey's Anatomy cast member been cast in 5 episodes of the upcoming TV show based on The Bionic Woman. [E!]
  
• In the UK curry laced with ecstasy = attempted murder.…