Presidential Campaign Interrupts Hillary Clinton's Hamptons Vacation

Hillary Clinton had planned to spend the last two weeks of August in the Hamptons. But! Next week, she is going to have to take a quick jaunt across the Midwest. You know what they say about the campaign trail: it stretches all the way from Montauk to Des Moines.http://gawker.com/oligarch-possi…
The Story Of a 'Professional Pretty Girl': A Hero's Tale
A young philosopher by the name of Alicia Keys described the great city of New York as a "concrete jungle where dreams are made of." Confusing grammar aside, she was right. New York is the place to make your greatest dreams come true. And for a certain group of young women, that dream is to be invited to the Hamptons.
Doctor Now Curing Bros' Hangovers for $250 a Pop
Imagine Marie Antoinette ditched Versailles and time-warped her way to the modern-day Hamptons, waking up this morning in a rosebush in Khloe and Kourt's backyard. This would be relevant to her interests: There's now a luxury service curing hangovers for $250 a pop.
Barefoot Contessa: The Time Ina Had Multiple Foodgasms
Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
Speidi Suits Up For Swim Season; "The Body" Goes To Babeland
- In your daily back-to-bed moment of despair for Western culture, Heidi Montag has become a bathing suit designer. [E! Online]
- Elle MacPherson reportedly shops at Toys in Babeland. Unless there's some other "toy" store near Schiller's. [FWD]
Loose Lips
Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized because she fainted at her London home. According to Amy's rep, "Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests." We can think of just a few possible causes…• Billy Bob Thornton on on Angelina's beau, Brad: "She is just going through a high…
