Sampling The "Sexy" Sex Advice In Cosmo

If there's one thing Cosmo » 11/25/08 4:40pm 11/25/08 4:40pm is known for, . From sex positions to the quizzes to pitching products that are supposed to make you happier in bed, has the most sexual content of any mainstream women's magazine. So I decided to see what my life would be like if I followed every single piece of sex advice the rag had to…

December Cosmo: This Season, May All Your Motives Be Ulterior

Are you having trouble "catching a dude's eye" and "reeling him in"? You probably have too many friends, says this month's Cosmo » 11/12/08 2:20pm 11/12/08 2:20pm. Hanging out with just one or two other women will keep the focus where it's supposed to be — on . And when you're at the bar with your one friend, don't stand too close together. Guys will…

Once More, With Feeling: Ladymags Generate Anxiety Over "Orgasm Faces"

If you look closely, you'll see that there is a cover line on the new (December) issue of Cosmopolitan » 11/04/08 4:40pm 11/04/08 4:40pm which reads: "Your Orgasm Face: What He's Thinking When He Sees It." Yeah, that's right: . It's 's way of saying Happy Holidays! Actually, this is not the first time these words have appeared on the cover of a…

Sex, Guys, And Exclamation Points: Fun With October Cosmo

Last week we were concerned » 9/11/08 3:00pm 9/11/08 3:00pm that had gone minimalist, eliminating all but one paltry headline from its Kate-Hudson-emblazoned cover. Fearing we'd be deprived of the cover wisdom of 's sexy sex sexperts, we came up with a substitute. First, get 100 index cards. Write "sex" on 75 of them. Then write "guys" on 20. Fill…

Starlets Like Food And Men Like Sex In This Month's Cosmo

Magazines! You know they're all just glossy insecurity factories trying to suck your brain matter out through your thighs, but sometimes their cover lines are soooooooo tempting. Too bad they're all a lie! In "Cover Lies," former intern Cheryl Campbell and I rewrote the magazine covers to better reflect the stories… » 8/14/08 2:00pm 8/14/08 2:00pm

Fake Scientist Finds Real Humor In Crappy Cosmo Content

Click to view » 8/07/08 1:30pm 8/07/08 1:30pmYou can file this Onion News Network video, , under funny-cuz-it's-true. The ONN hosts interview "Dr. Steinberg" of the "Cosmo Institute." See, this is a "landmark week," because scientists have cataloged every possible way to please your man. Dr. Steinberg says, "We've accurately mapped every super-hot…