What We Can Learn From the Embarrassing #CancelColbert Shitstorm

This week, The Colbert Report aired a segment skewering Washington Redskins' owner Daniel Snyder's pro-Native American charity that contains an anti-Native American slur ("Redskins") in its name by suggesting Colbert, inspired by Snyder, would be starting his own charity, the "Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for… » 3/28/14 12:20pm 3/28/14 12:20pm

Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls For Charity

After Donald Trump's much-hyped October Surprise turned out to be an offer of $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice if only the Commander-in-Chief would release his college transcripts, college applications, and passport applications to Donald Trump's satisfaction, Stephen Colbert had his own… » 10/25/12 12:00pm 10/25/12 12:00pm

Stephen Colbert Reveals His Genius Plan to Start Giving Men…

Last night Stephen Colbert addressed the possibility that men may soon be able to take their own form of birth control pills. He's concerned that this will destroy the lives of many sacred sperm who could go on to become babies. His solution? Give every man a transurethral ultrasound (ouch!) before they're allowed to… » 3/01/12 9:00pm 3/01/12 9:00pm

Remember That Time You Got Totally Wasted On Vodka Tampons?

A Colbert Report staffer has recently become a father and as such, Stephen Colbert feels its his duty as a fellow dad to warn him of the "unimaginable terror" of local news stories. One local news story that is particularly horrifying is about the supposed teen trend referred to as "boofing," "slimming,"… » 11/16/11 12:55pm 11/16/11 12:55pm

Stephen Colbert Interviews Barbara Walters Using Soft Focus Lens… On…

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert interviewed one of the most famous interviewers around — Barbara Walters. She was there to plug her annual 10 Most Fascinating People special, which airs tonight, and Stephen told her that her work has been an inspiration and an influence. Then he had the cameraman flip… » 12/04/08 12:20pm 12/04/08 12:20pm