Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at the premiere of The Canyons, but James Deen was there, and he found it very hard to watch himself on screen. In fact, he couldn't really watch at all.
"Lindsay Lohan is the star of the film, but she was a no-show at the Los Angeles premiere of The Canyons," proclaimed the Daily Mail proudly on Wednesday. "So in her absence, her co-star Tenille Houston made sure all eyes were on her with a racy outfit choice." While Tenilee Houston's cleavage is "ample" and stunning,…
Right up front, I want to make it clear that I was rooting for The Canyons. I want Lohan to be okay! James Deen is compelling, as human beings go! Paul Schrader! Taxi Driver! Bret Easton Eeuuuuugghhhh...uhhhmmm...a fourth thing! So it is with no preconceived grudge whatsoever that I must inform you that…
Though we've gotten a few glimpses of the torrid love affair between Lindsay Lohan and James Deen in their sure-to-be-a-cult-classic film The Canyons, the latest trailer for the movie prompts me to say that August 2 just cannot come fast enough. Will it better to see it on Video On Demand, in the privacy of your own…
15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was…
Porn star and baby panda James Deen has been talking a lot about his experience shooting The Canyons with Lindsay Lohan, and the more he talks, the more we realize that it was kind of a fucking nightmare, but he had fun, because he's a good sport. And he tries, he really does, to give LL the benefit of the doubt. For…
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson and wants to help a "desperate" Paris, Prince and Blanket keep their 3,000-acre childhood home, which was sold to an…
Nope, this is not documentary footage, though one could imagine that, like many of us, Lindsay Lohan often wakes up, bleary-eyed, extensions mussed, and immediately reaches for her iPhone. But since there's a shot of Jezecrush James Deen sleeping peacefully, we know that this is, in fact, a scene from the upcoming…
This clip, which ends with aspiring pornstar-waxing-actor James Deen physically menacing Canyons co-star Lindsay Lohan, would be super-intense and dramatic if it didn't suffer from two really damning flaws: an overabudance of Lindsay Lohan's cryface and too much emoting from James Deen. From this short clip, we can…
After a disastrous half-decade, 2012 seemed like it could be Lindsay Lohan's year. It wasn't. Why does she keep hitting road bumps (or, in her case, other cars on the Pacific Coast Highway) that hinder her success at being a normal working actress? A lengthy new profile of the three weeks she worked on The Canyons…
There's a teeny bit of smooching in the Instagrammy new teaser trailer for The Canyons. Also, Bret Easton Ellis is called "Twitter-obsessed," and Paul Schrader is the "never-nominated director." Then there's Nolan Gerard Funk — or perhaps, more accurately, Nolan Gerard Funk's abs and iliac crest. Fun fact: Funk is…
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Lindsay Lohan's gotta blow off her obligations on the set of every single movie she's worked on for the last five years. In other words, if you play with fire, fire is probably gonna do drugs and drink Red Bull all night and wake up at 4 PM in a bed at the Four Seasons, trying to…
If you're one of those European-types that showers in the Post Meridian and are still feeling exceptionally grimy after having your blithe weekend soul soiled by yet another degrading Monday spent earning a living in our insidiously capitalistic economy, now would be the perfect time to take a gander at another…
It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until…
Lindsay Lohan just got a job. Bret Easton Ellis Tweeted last night that the troubled actor will be joining porn star (and permanent crush of all straight ladydom) James Deen in the cast of The Canyons, the ultra-low-budget indie film Ellis wrote. Paul Schrader, of American Gigolo and Mishima fame, will direct. The…
