If a person moseys over to YouTube and searches "subwoofer orgasm," a surprising number of results come up. A shocking number, really. Turns out, there's an entire subgenre of YouTube videos featuring women who are so overcome by the vibrations created by the loud bass that they have no choice but to have incredible…
Oprah's excellent Aussie Adventure is all about cultural understanding. Such as: men are "blokes," women are "sheilas," and everyone likes to hang out in "hip" McDonald's. Wait, what? Hello, pay-for-play!
If you want to feel really, really uncomfortable and really, really confused, and yet simultaneously stultified, we recommend you devote an hour to the most baffling, metaphor-larded and least enlightening coming-clean, ever, Sarah Ferguson's discussion of her recent bribery scandal:
We've already established that Kitty Kelley has nothing new to say about Oprah. But a reviewer of her book does! Specifically, about Oprah's creation of the depoliticized, internally-reliant self.
"It's a validation that you're a real woman," Oprah once famously said of being Vogue's cover-model. So we can only imagine how more real she'll feel as the co-chair of fashion's biggest night, tonight's Met Costume Institute Gala.
For those of you mired in the office and just dying to catch every uncomfy moment of Hunter's "silence-breaking" in real time, have we got a treat for you! "Oprah Exclusive: Rielle Hunter's First Television Interview": the liveblog.