Chronic non-smilers David and Victoria Beckham are expecting their fourth child, the couple has announced. Their three sons are named Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. Nominations for number four, in the comments!

• Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.

• Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.

[West Hollywood, July 15. Image via Splash.]

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome To America" party. A source says the invitations have already gone out, and, surprise! They're "tacky." [PageSix]
  
• Mischa Barton-schtupper Cisco Adler says he has "some sort of gift with women." Uh,…

• Britney Spears is "doing all of her own business now" that she has cut ties with her manager, her mom, and her publicist. Good luck, honey! [PageSix]
  
• When it comes to Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz won't buy the cow when he's getting the calming milk for free. [PageSix]
  
• Although some other site we've never heard of says…

Yesterday I dreamed of a world in which a LOLPosh was possible. Then commenter 'jrae' made my LOLPosh dream come true! On my first day at Jezebel! So I'd like to thank her for this little piece of genius, and award her the prize of her very own cheeseburger, available at her local McDonald's. Or, if she's a…

Now that he's landed in L.A., David Beckham has a blog, of course. It's easy to imagine what his entries will entail: Publicist-approved (or written!) information about football; the occasional outtakes from fabulous photo shoots; notes about his soccer academy and charities. Zzzzzzz. Here's what we'd really like to…