Se​an Penn and Charlize Theron Are Bachelor Fans and #TeamKaitlyn

Ultimate Bachelor stan/ABC employee Jimmy Kimmel had Sean Penn on his show Thursday night, and Penn went right in for the kill, asking Kimmel if he was a bigger fan of Britt or Kaitlyn, the two women who will be on the new-and-improved/probably horrible season of The Bachelorette. Not only is Sean Penn a fan of… » 3/13/15 2:20pm 3/13/15 2:20pm

The Bachelor Finale Tells an Uncomfortable Truth: Love Is Boring

It was fitting that the only mildly interesting moment of Monday's finale of The Bachelor didn't actually happen during the two hour finale. It didn't happen for the first 45 minutes of the After the Final Rose special either. The excitement of The Bachelor finale actually had nothing to do with Chris and his chosen… » 3/10/15 11:45am 3/10/15 11:45am

Watch Bachelor Contestant Britt Cry. And Cry. And Cry. And Cry.

There were a lot of fun moments during Monday night's episode of The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, which is the best episode of every season of this show (to use Bachelor-approved superlatives). "Crazy" Ashley S. made it clear that she's probably an actress pretending to be insane. Carly and Britt fought about the… » 3/03/15 11:30am 3/03/15 11:30am

What Awkward Horror Greeted the Virgin in The Bachelor's Fantasy Suite?

On Monday night's episode of The Bachelor, we went to the Fantasy Suite. This episode is always endlessly hyped but is always endlessly disappointing: it's not like you actually see anyone have sex or have deep conversations. At bare minimum there's some vague chatter and some kissing; at most there's some heavy… » 2/24/15 12:30pm 2/24/15 12:30pm

How Kelsey Out-Crazied All Other Bachelor Contestants

Until Monday's episode of The Bachelor, Kelsey Poe was the quiet one. A guidance counselor, she was best-described as demure, with a short bobbed haircut, subtle makeup and a penchant for tank-tops and jeans. Her look matched her tragic story: she's a widow, who lost her much-older husband a year and a half ago, quite… » 2/03/15 11:30am 2/03/15 11:30am

When Do Minorities Get Eliminated on The Bachelor?

The Bachelor, ABC's long-running television show that purports to show people trying to find someone to love, is many things, depending on the season: insane, boring, painful, glorious. But there is one thing that's always consistent: it and its siblings The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and Bachelor Pad are as » 2/02/15 6:45pm 2/02/15 6:45pm

Watch Everyone on The Bachelor Obsess About Virgins, Virginity

We already knew that there was a VIRGIN on The Bachelor, and her presence was underlined and underscored in Monday night's episode, as said VIRGIN, Ashley I., bumbled around trying to figure out how to share her VIRGIN status with Bachelor Chris while all her fellow contestants freaked out about it. » 1/27/15 11:30am 1/27/15 11:30am

Blake Shelton's SNL Spoof of "The Bachelor" was Pretty Funny 

Blake Shelton hosted Saturday Night Live last night and turned in a pretty charming performance. The standout of the night was "Farm Hunk," a rural take on The Bachelor that featured all of SNL's women vying for the chance to give up their dreams and live in beautiful Iowa. It took a couple of nice swings at The… » 1/25/15 12:00pm 1/25/15 12:00pm

Watch All the Most Cringeworthy Greetings From The Bachelor Premiere

"I do not love that there's a million bitches inside this house right now," said Jordan, a 24-year-old student from Windsor, Colorado during Monday night's premiere of The Bachelor. Jordan wasn't the only one upset by the number of women in the house, which was higher than usual (30 in total): almost as if they… » 1/06/15 11:15am 1/06/15 11:15am