Hey guys. It's Tuesday. How's your day going? Is it going poorly? Cool, because I can relate.

In today's Tweet Beat, Madonna and Mike Tyson look like they're having an excellent time, Tyra Banks perfectly describes my approach to cooking and impossible as it may be, I'm very interested in a Thandie Newton and Zachary Quinto pairing.

Actress Thandie Newton — along with makeup artist Kay Montano — is launching a new beauty blog on September 16. The ladies hope to be offering a new, different and more inclusive take on the subject.

It was rainy last night in London, and some of the stars on the red carpet at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Awards got drizzled on. But raindrops cannot stop the sheer fabulousness of Dame Helen Mirren.

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…

Last night at the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards, the gowns were mostly good: Sparkly, vibrant, glittery bombshell dresses perfect for Hollywood royalty. Unfortunately, there were a couple of duds: Hideous or ill-fitting concoctions that fell flat. Let's take a look, shall we?

Last night in London, famous athletes (and a few actors and models) attended the Laureus World Sports Awards and for some reason, nearly everyone wore black, making it one of the more depressing red carpets we've seen in a while.

Directors having relationships with actresses they've hired is nothing new. But Thandie Newton has revealed that when she she auditioned and landed a part in the film Flirting, she began a six-year affair with the director, John Duigan. She was 16. He was 39.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that British red carpets are the best red carpets. And for sheer verve, style, eccentricity and bold failures, it was hard to beat last night's Elle style awards.

Well, my favorites, anyway. And 11? Because ten just wasn't enough!

The British Fashion Awards were such an amazing mix of weird and chic and high fashion and train-wreck and Daphne Guinness that you're just going to have to see them for yourselves!

These ladies look absolutely glorious! Makes you wonder why it's so hard for some magazines to find women of color to grace their covers. Rather gaze upon some dudes? Essence understands and complies.

Keep a child alive and see Brian Ferry and Alicia Keys perform? Yes, please! Said the many stars who attended the "Keep A Child Alive Black Ball" at held at St John's, Smith Square in London.

The opening of the new Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison was a big deal. Big enough to attract most of London's leading fashionistas, some huge stars and, natch, gorgeous threads.

I love Charlotte Gainsbourg. Partly it's because of her movies — but mostly it's her underbite.

Last night was fashion's biggest night of the year and everyone - and we do mean everyone - was there. Screw the Oscars! For fashionistas, the Metropolitan Museum's "American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity" was the real proving ground:

• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

• Miley Cyrus, 17, is getting her own place.

• Whippersnappers from that show about the tragic lives of children with money, and that other show about the never-ending busywork of high school performing arts, are in the new campaign for the Wal-Mart brand OP. [People]