Someone Registered 'Blow-me.org' in the Name of a GOP Congressman 

Huh: Buzzfeed's Andrew Kaczynski reports that someone has registered the website 'Blow-me.org' using the name and email address of Texas Tea Party Congressman Blake Farenthold. That's an okay prank, or, alternately, is something Blake Farenthold should have registered through a third party. Probably the first one. » 12/12/14 3:10pm 12/12/14 3:10pm

Texas Football Team's Rapey Tee Shirts: 'Ssh, Just Let It Happen'

A Texas high school football team is very sorry if anybody misunderstood their hilarious team t-shirts, which read: "We take what we want — Shhhhhh just let it happen." The Warriors, the footballing youths of Martin High School in Arlington, say that the joke is definitely not an allusion to rape, and they're not sure… » 10/30/14 4:00pm 10/30/14 4:00pm

Houston's Lesbian Mayor Is Getting Flooded With Protest Bibles

Houston mayor Annise Parker has been sent between 500 and 1,000 Bibles at her home, part of a bizarre protest effort orchestrated by Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz, and with enthusiastic support from Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. That quartet of geniuses claims that Parker, Houston's first openly gay mayor, is spearheading… » 10/29/14 12:50pm 10/29/14 12:50pm

Texas Is About to Elect a Complete Wackadoo as Its Lieutenant Governor

Hello Texas state residents, and any American human of voting age who has even an ounce of concern about the men and women elected to lead our nation: Texas is about to elect a living, breathing, Rush Limbaugh parody as its next Lieutenant Governor and every last one of us should be terrified. » 10/21/14 7:00pm 10/21/14 7:00pm

Greg Abbott: Your Gay Marriage Will Cause Immoral Straight Baby Making

Texas Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott has proven once again that GOP politicians do not understand how the whole same-sex vs different-sex thing works: by seriously arguing that same-sex marriage bans somehow decrease "out of wedlock" births and that legalising same-sex marriage in Texas would… » 10/12/14 5:01pm 10/12/14 5:01pm

Horrifying: Teen Kills Mother, Has Sex With Corpse to 'Lose Virginity'

This is the most horrifying story I've read this week, and it's been a pretty horrifying week. 18-year-old Kevin Davis killed his mother, had sex with her corpse and then left his home on bicycle. He had also planned to kill his sister but told police "I had my fill of killing. It seemed a little much." » 10/11/14 2:34pm 10/11/14 2:34pm

​Women at Texas Immigrant Detention Center Allege Sexual Abuse

The Mexican American Legal Defense and Education Fund (MALDEF) has penned a letter to federal officials with US Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the Department of Homeland Security regarding horrible allegations that employees at a Southern Texas immigration holding center have been sexually abusing women… » 10/04/14 5:17pm 10/04/14 5:17pm