The MTA Will Finally Chastise Men Whose Balls Need Three Seats

I have testicles, they're fairly sizeable (physically, not metaphorically), and they don't need a separate seat on the subway. In fact, no matter how big someone's balls are (again, speaking from a purely physical standpoint), they will never need an extra seat. Yet some men continue to sit on the train as though they… » 11/18/14 5:45pm 11/18/14 5:45pm

Gahhhhh: Watch a Guy Nail His Balls to the Ground in Red Square

Performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky nailed his scrotum to the cobblestone in front of horrified tourists in Red Square on Sunday as a protest of what he says is Russia's descent into a police state. He was arrested for the stunt. (Video is NSFW.) » 11/11/13 1:40pm 11/11/13 1:40pm

Bro Loses One Of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing

If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it? How about if everyone were letting the cool older fraternity brothers snap you in the balls with towels? For one hopeful member of Wilmington College's Gamma Phi Gamma chapter, the kind of peer pressure his mom probably warned him about resulted in him being down one… » 11/07/13 3:20pm 11/07/13 3:20pm

Wedding Delayed By Man Cutting Off Own Balls

When you work on the internet, at least once per day you come across a story that makes your crotch wince and your brain scream to unremember what it just read. This is today's story. » 9/20/13 5:30pm 9/20/13 5:30pm

What We Talk About When We Talk About Balls

Hey, what do we really know about balls, you guys? That they make semen and testosterone. That they are extremely vulnerable, but are bafflingly referred to as symbols of strength. That the expression "ballsy" is a good thing. That they are probably dipped in all manner of substances we might find… » 9/10/13 11:00am 9/10/13 11:00am

Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to a Life of Seclusion

You can tell a lot about a man by his balls. If a man has two healthy balls, he's all robust and manly and world-take-over-y. If he has only one, he is a half-man, like the half man on Two and a Half Men. But rather than star on the world's shittiest television show, one famous one balled half man opted to withdraw… » 9/04/13 7:15pm 9/04/13 7:15pm

Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians

Summer is full of the sorts of hidden dangers that come with being drunk and out in the hot sun for longer than usual. You could fall asleep in a wading pool and be urinated upon by your neighbor’s dog. A shark could attack you while you’re flipping around on your boogie board like a dying seal. You could wear a… » 8/11/13 4:00pm 8/11/13 4:00pm

Here Are Some Testicles to Hang From the Ol' Christmas Tree

Here's the world's weirdest Christmas ornament, and I'm including pretty much anything Amy Sedaris could cobble together with some googley eyes and a disembodied Barbie. » 12/10/12 9:30am 12/10/12 9:30am

Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls For Charity

After Donald Trump's much-hyped October Surprise turned out to be an offer of $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice if only the Commander-in-Chief would release his college transcripts, college applications, and passport applications to Donald Trump's satisfaction, Stephen Colbert had his own… » 10/25/12 12:00pm 10/25/12 12:00pm

Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death

Hahahahaha, balls. Balls are great, right? They're hilarious, they're stupid-looking, they're friendly, and they're where life comes from! (Kind of!) But tragically, according to a new study, balls are also where death comes from. Dun dun duuuuun!!! » 9/25/12 7:00pm 9/25/12 7:00pm

Eating Yogurt Turns Mice into Giant-Balled Seduction Machines

Oh my god. Can't we women just have one thing to ourselves without a pair of giant testicles swooping in and making it all about them? Last week I found out they're making push-up bras for your nutsack. Now it turns out that yogurt—our precious lady-nectar!—might make men's testicle-balls bigger, spermier, and covered… » 5/07/12 2:20pm 5/07/12 2:20pm

Human Face Appears In Testicles Of One Very Lucky Man

Urologists can't afford to giggle like 7th graders every time someone brings up balls, but recently Canadian doctors spotted something too incredible to ignore: A man's face in an ultrasound of a patient's testicular tumor. » 11/02/11 10:30am 11/02/11 10:30am

Dudes Tell All About Their Balls

Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. This week's question concerns something many readers have questions about: balls. We asked dudes, "What do your balls like, and what do they hate? Do they respond to emotional stimuli like fear? Do you like to have partners touch or… » 9/09/11 1:50pm 9/09/11 1:50pm

25 Penises And Testicles Mysteriously Disappear From Medieval Fresco

A group of Italian restorers have been accused of essentially ruining a classic work of art called the Tree of Fertility by getting rid of a tree "festooned with penises and testicles over a group of nine women, one of whom appears to be attempting to snag a penis with a hook." » 8/22/11 11:15am 8/22/11 11:15am

Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Discuss Embracing Marines' Balls

This morning on Today, while promoting Friends With Benefits, Mila and JT brought the testicular humor as they talked about the Marine Corps Ball. Mila declared, "Marines have a lot of balls." Justin agreed, "Marines got balls," and added, "we want to pay honor to our country and embrace their balls." Justin… » 7/18/11 10:35am 7/18/11 10:35am

Woman Charged With Assault After Squeezing Boyfriend's Balls So Hard He…

"The man felt 'extreme pain' and saw blood on his groin area… Dr. Karen Jacoby told police that the man's wound looked like it was a 'knife injury.'" » 6/16/11 6:25pm 6/16/11 6:25pm

Bush Cricket Has The Biggest Balls

Ladies! Meet the bush cricket, whose testicles—at 14% of their body weight—are the largest of any species. Scientists speculate that their massive junk allows them to "mate repeatedly" and win locker room bragging rights. » 11/10/10 10:50am 11/10/10 10:50am

Japanese Men Experience The Joy Of Cool Testicles

Delicare-M is a Japanese cream with a cooling ingredient designed to soothe hot and itchy testicles. According to this commercial, it'll have your man singing with co-workers and lifting his leg to display his newly-cool balls in no time. [InventorSpot] » 6/08/10 9:30am 6/08/10 9:30am