Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left.
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
Mango Goes Scarlett; Nude Carla Expected To Fetch Mega Skrill
- Mango has replaced Penelope Cruz with Scarlett Johansson for its fall campaign. [WWD]
- A gigantic, 16'x24' nude photo of a 26-year-old Carla Bruni reclining in bed is up for auction in Berlin. Just the thing to brighten up any living room. [Daily Mail (NSFW)]
Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
Britney's Lame "Comeback"; Chris Brown & Rihanna Together In Miami
- Britney's comeback tour isn't selling so well, and Brit Brit might be singing to empty seats. She's all: "My loneliness… is killing me…" [MSNBC]
Blake On Amy's Addiction: It's All My Fault
- In an exclusive interview, Blake Fielder-Civil says: "I dragged Amy into it and without me there is no doubt that she would never have gone down that road. I ruined something beautiful." He admits he got Amy Winehouse hooked on heroin, crack cocaine and self-harm. "The first time Amy took crack she asked me, 'Can I…
Loose Lips
The reason Heath Ledger has been looking a bit unkempt lately is because he appears to be playing someone homeless in Terry Gilliam's new movie, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Oh goody! We really hope Heath's involved in some fucked up post-apocalyptic capers like Brad Pitt in Twelve Monkeys. • More diva…

