Man Proposes to Girlfriend by Romantically Kidnapping Her at Gunpoint

Sadly, every creative marriage proposal idea has already been taken, so if you're planning to propose to your partner anytime soon, you have two choices: Either ask them the old-fashioned way or plan an elaborate three-week kidnapping which you hope will convince them of your love. Just...don't do the second one. » 2/13/15 1:50pm 2/13/15 1:50pm

Taylor Swift's Music Slowed Down 500 Percent Is an Exercise in Terror

It sounds like some kind of monster squad of doom chanting for your quick and untimely demise, and after you hear it you're going to be convinced that T-Swizzle is the grim reaper herself, demanding that you "shake off" your soul and hand it over before you begin your descent into hell. » 11/03/14 6:30pm 11/03/14 6:30pm

Violent Clowns Are Now Stalking France

If Twisty, American Horror Story's resident clown of creepiness and doom, hasn't given you enough of a reason to stay home this Halloween (although he will get you there, too. He's a clown), consider this chilling news: French police are warning citizens of violent attacks perpetrated by clowns with guns and knives. » 10/27/14 6:30pm 10/27/14 6:30pm

Terrifying: Man Calls 911, Gets Transferred to Voicemail

A Florida man had to shoot an intruder when his call to 911 was transferred to voicemail. Because that's a thing that can happen. Prepare to never sleep again! » 6/16/14 9:32pm 6/16/14 9:32pm

Cat Attack Sends Three to Hospital

Fire fighters were called to a home in Roseville, California on Tuesday where a family was being terrorized by their housecat. The owner, who wished to remain anonymous, called authorities when Khat (I don't know why that name is terrifying to me) attacked the owner's sister, mother, and brother, sending them to the… » 4/19/14 1:10pm 4/19/14 1:10pm

Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Spy Spotted In Human Sanctuary

It's almost all over for us. They have virtually perfected their spying techniques. Witness this cat overlord spy, caught in the act of possibly gathering intel for a pending invasion. » 1/17/14 7:00pm 1/17/14 7:00pm

Can Penises Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!

Well, this is terrifying. If you've ever wondered whether (private) parts can get stuck inside each other during sex (I have! Because I am always thinking about scary things: sex mishaps, the eventual heat death of the universe, etc.) then you can safely tell yourself that yes it can happen, but it probably won't.… » 1/04/14 6:45pm 1/04/14 6:45pm

This Dental Practice Training Calendar Is the Creepiest Fucking Thing

What is this? You ask. Are these mutants? Or deformed Real Dolls (tm)? Or what happened in Eyes Without A Face? The truth is a little less exciting: these terrifying images are of dentist practice models. » 12/09/13 10:00am 12/09/13 10:00am

September: Here are some fucking creepers in a school bus.

TSA Makes 82-Year-Old Breast Cancer Survivor Remove Her Prostheses

And she's not the only one — there are 26 complaints on behalf of the elderly and people with disabilities who claim to have been abused by TSA agents at Phoenix's Sky Harbor airport. » 10/12/13 2:00pm 10/12/13 2:00pm

Free Shit Makes People Go Absolutely Insane

In my halcyon youth, whenever I encountered dystopian, post-apocalyptic fiction, I would have my doubts. "Really?" I would wonder. "After an apocalyptic event, would the human race really be so quick to drag around armies of catamites and chain people up in the basement for consumption? People are better than… » 8/02/13 6:20pm 8/02/13 6:20pm

Woman Loses Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying 'Dog Bacteria'

In case you needed something new to feel anxious about now that you've given up zip-lining, here's some info about a deadly pathogen that could be lurking in your furry friends' saliva. » 1/21/13 9:30pm 1/21/13 9:30pm

Happy Halloween: Chris Brown Posts Instagram Photos of a Bloody Woman

Yes, super smart, good call, dude. Chris Brown can't stop making great decisions that don't horrifyingly remind the public of his girlfriend-beating past, and I'm pretty okay with that. Seriously, fuck that guy. » 10/23/12 8:45pm 10/23/12 8:45pm

Terrifying PSA Turns Drunk Parents Into Literal Monsters

If fear is a great motivator, then hopefully this PSA for children's charity Fragile Childhood will get its share of alcoholic parents to stop drinking. The ad, created by Finnish agency Euro RSCG Helsinki, asks "How do our childen see us when we've been drinking?" and shows several terrified children being haunted… » 9/14/12 3:40pm 9/14/12 3:40pm

Woman's Shorts Burst Into Flames After She Picks Up Some Nice Rocks on…

A nice walk on the beach with your family sounds so lovely doesn't it? Strolling by the sea, all of you picking up shells. Heck, maybe your kids even pick up some pretty rocks to take home. You just stick them in the pocket of your shorts and move on, distracted by a little crab or a piece of seaglass. Then an hour or… » 5/17/12 11:55pm 5/17/12 11:55pm

1 In 4 South African Men Admit To Rape

According to a government-funded survey, 1 in 4 men in South Africa admit to committing rape, a result that researcher Professor Rachel Jewkes notes is "shocking, but not unexpected." The survey, Jewkes claims, highlights the male-dominated culture of the country. » 6/20/09 6:45pm 6/20/09 6:45pm