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I Will Never Forgive Myself For Not Buying The Giudices' $100 Beach House 

Wow, okay, so I’m really trying to hold it together right now, but I just heard that no one bid on Teresa and Joe Giudice’s amazing Jersey Shore beach house at yesterday’s auction, meaning someone (me) could have literally purchased it for the starting bid of $100. DON’T TOUCH ME, I am NOT okay. » 8/19/15 4:25pm 8/19/15 4:25pm

I'm So Thrilled to Announce That I'll Be Buying the Giudice's Foreclosed Beach House for $100! 

Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Joe and Teresa Giudice have had a rough time of late, mostly because they are really bad people who committed obscene amounts of fraud and were sentenced to jail time. Their Jersey Shore beach house, on which the couple owes $348,000, is being put up for auction today at 2 PM, and… » 8/18/15 1:00pm 8/18/15 1:00pm

Gwyneth Paltrow's Son Loves Old Navy Like a Tiny, Adorable Commoner

It’s not all champagne wishes and caviar dreams around the Paltrow/Martin nursery. (Though, yes, champagne and caviar are present. What do you think this is? A barn?) Moses Martin, son of Gwyneth Paltrow, is also a huge fan of Old Navy! That’s right! The Martin boy dresses like a little peasant! » 8/13/15 8:00pm 8/13/15 8:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Like, 'Call Me Belinda!'

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hunch over a boiling cauldron, tirelessly stirring a thick, frothing stew of Kardashian sweat and Ansel Elgort's baby teeth on an endless loop until brunch, finally, is served. "I just want a bite!" we lie. This week: Kris Jenner is determined to make money off Bruce's transition;… » 2/04/15 5:35pm 2/04/15 5:35pm

Is This the Most Depressing Way to Prep for Prison Ever?

Teresa Giudice will begin serving her 15 months in prison soon, on January 5th, but you wouldn't guess it by her downright cheery disposition and upbeat plans for 2015. Via Us Weekly, we get this video, in which she spends three minutes talking about a bunch of shit she's definitely not going to be able to do. » 12/30/14 6:20pm 12/30/14 6:20pm

Teresa Giudice Didn't Know She Broke the Law or What a Plea Deal Is

On Monday night during part one of Teresa and Joe Giudice's sit down with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, the couple discussed their prison sentences. Much of the focus was on Teresa, the real star of the family, and how much she did or did not about the legal system she tangled with. According to Teresa, she… » 10/07/14 9:50am 10/07/14 9:50am