This Week in Tabloids: Bachelor Chris is a Dancing, Cheating Liar 

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hold hands and jump into the pit of an active volcano, a single, unified shriek that sounds a lot like "KYLIE GOT FILLERS" filling the smoky air as our ecstatic bodies evanesce into the molten goo. » 3/11/15 4:50pm 3/11/15 4:50pm

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Like, 'Call Me Belinda!'

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hunch over a boiling cauldron, tirelessly stirring a thick, frothing stew of Kardashian sweat and Ansel Elgort's baby teeth on an endless loop until brunch, finally, is served. "I just want a bite!" we lie. This week: Kris Jenner is determined to make money off Bruce's transition;… » 2/04/15 5:35pm 2/04/15 5:35pm

Here's Where You Can Send Teresa Giudice Letters In Prison

Teresa Giudice is about three weeks into her 15 month stint at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, also known as the Orange Is the New Black prison. » 1/22/15 10:05pm 1/22/15 10:05pm

Horrors: Teresa Giudice Has to Make Her Own Bed in Prison

Former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is learning that life in the big house is no joke. Also, she is learning how to use a mop and a broom. » 1/12/15 8:05pm 1/12/15 8:05pm

Teresa Giudice Is In Prison, Possibly with Some Prostitution-Whores

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice began her 15-month sentence at Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut today, surrendering around 3am this morning—7 hours ahead of schedule. "She was ready," said her lawyer. » 1/05/15 10:30am 1/05/15 10:30am

Is This the Most Depressing Way to Prep for Prison Ever?

Teresa Giudice will begin serving her 15 months in prison soon, on January 5th, but you wouldn't guess it by her downright cheery disposition and upbeat plans for 2015. Via Us Weekly, we get this video, in which she spends three minutes talking about a bunch of shit she's definitely not going to be able to do. » 12/30/14 6:20pm 12/30/14 6:20pm

Teresa and Joe Giudice Think Going to Jail Is 'A Learning Lesson'

The final part of Andy Cohen's interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice aired on Watch What Happens Live Thursday. The couple put on a united front, though whether the reality of their situation has yet to set in remains to be seen. » 10/10/14 10:10am 10/10/14 10:10am

Teresa Giudice Didn't Know She Broke the Law or What a Plea Deal Is

On Monday night during part one of Teresa and Joe Giudice's sit down with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, the couple discussed their prison sentences. Much of the focus was on Teresa, the real star of the family, and how much she did or did not about the legal system she tangled with. According to Teresa, she… » 10/07/14 9:50am 10/07/14 9:50am

Teresa Giudice Sentenced to 15 Months In Prison, Husband Gets 41

Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Joe "Giuseppe" and Teresa Giudice were sentenced for fraud and tax charges on Thursday. Joe will go to prison for 41 months and Teresa will be going away for 15 months, though both sentences are to be served separately. » 10/02/14 4:48pm 10/02/14 4:48pm

NJ Housewives Season 6 Trailer: Starring the Giudices' Fraud Charges

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is returning for its sixth season—with three brand new cast members and a first-season vet (not Danielle Staub, unfortch)—and much of it will revolve around Teresa and Joe Giudice's 41-count federal fraud indictment. » 5/14/14 3:00pm 5/14/14 3:00pm

Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial

In 2009 Nancy Lekon was arrested for hitting and dragging a pedestrian for over half a mile in L.A.'s skid row district. At the time of her arrest she pled guilty by reason of insanity. Now, Johnny Depp has been served with papers and is being asked to testify in her trial. » 4/12/14 11:30am 4/12/14 11:30am

Teresa Giudice Pleads Guilty to Fraud, Facing Two Years in Prison

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe both pled guilty to fraud charges and other charges at Newark Federal Court on Tuesday after striking a plea deal with prosecutors. Teresa is facing 21 to 27 months in prison. » 3/04/14 1:50pm 3/04/14 1:50pm

Kanye West 'Breaks Up' with Obama, Goes Out to Wendy's to Celebrate

In an interview this morning, Kanye West said that he's tired of being "used" by President Obama, who called the rapper a "jackass" after the great I'mma-Let-You-Finish-Gate of 2009. » 11/18/13 8:00pm 11/18/13 8:00pm

Teresa Giudice Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences

In case you missed it because you had something better to do (like putting your hand in a wood chipper or douching your vagina with rubbing alcohol), RHNJ's Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe (a caveman who she met after unthawing him from a block of ice that she found buried in her backyard) went on Watch What… » 9/30/13 12:20pm 9/30/13 12:20pm

Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover After Twerking-Gate

You might be surprised to learn that Anna Wintour is not a twerking enthusiast. She's cut Miley Cyrus off the cover of the December issue of Vogue, despite a completed photoshoot with Cyrus, because diddling yourself with a foam finger is apparently off-brand. » 9/09/13 9:00am 9/09/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking as Feud Gets Nasty

Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets: » 8/19/13 9:00am 8/19/13 9:00am

BAMF Mariska Hargitay Filming Documentary About Rape Kit Backlog

I am just gonna say it: The onscreen/offscreen badassness of Mariska Hargitay/Det. Olivia Benson rivals that of Connie Britton/Tami Taylor. Come at me, bro. » 8/05/13 9:00am 8/05/13 9:00am

It Is Very Likely That Teresa Giudice Will Do Some Time in Prison

At this point, we're used to seeing various Real Housewives in financial peril, but the 39-count indictment of federal fraud and tax charges that Teresa and Joe Giudice are facing is some next-level courtroom drama shit. According to legal experts, they will both serve time in a federal prison. » 8/02/13 6:00pm 8/02/13 6:00pm

Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Wife?

Smarm machine Simon Cowell is allegedly having his first kid with his close friend Andrew Silverman's wife Lauren Silverman, a Jennifer-Garner-looking New York socialite who is reportedly about 10 weeks along. » 7/31/13 9:00am 7/31/13 9:00am