How to Make the Gospel, a Tequila Cocktail That Just Might Save Your Life
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Gospel.
How to Make the Cheap Enlightenment, a Road to True Happiness Via Tequila
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Cheap Enlightenment.
How to Make the Jumpstart Jalopy: Tequila, Mint, Cold Brew and a Donut
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Jumpstart Jalopy.
Are You High Right Now? Here's Justin Timberlake As a Lime
Are you? This is Justin Timberlake as a lime.
Tequila Will Help Us All Lose Weight, Says Most Perfect Study Ever
A new study suggests sugars found in the plant that is used to make tequila may offer benefits to people who are overweight or have diabetes.
Ke$ha's New Video A Commercial For Tequila & Eyebrow Studs
If you can stand to sit through the stuttering nonsensical "rap" in this song, you'll see generous product placement for Tequila Revolucion and PlentyofFish.com. Of course, Gaga already did that, but whatever, Ke¢ha. You are who you are.
Mexican Distiller Promises Your Fanciest Hangover Ever
Remember how tequila shots are never a good idea? Now, thanks to Hacienda La Capilla, they're an expensive bad idea.
More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
Stick A Fork Worm In It
It's National Tequila Day, but before you start pounding shots, please pay attention to this administrative note: Because the comment system is unwieldy re: open threads, we suggest you promote any unfeatured comments to make reading/replying easier. See you Monday.
Tequila Will Make You Forget All About Your Terminally Ill Sugar Daddy
On last night's episode, Gretchen, the youngest Housewife — with the much older fiancé dying in the hospital — got Rock of Love Bus drunk at a dinner party and hit on the hostess' son.
Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?
- Madonna is "begging" Gwyneth Paltrow to move back to New York so they can hang out and do yoga or whatever. Gwynnie lives in London with hubby Chris Martin, son Moses and daughter Apple. Will her Madgesty get what she wants? [The Sun]
- We reported this before and it may actually happen: Madonna is orchestrating a…
Unmarried Real Housewife Bethenny Gets Really Drunk...Again
Last week, booze-loving, baby-fever Bethenny became our favorite of the Real Housewives of New York City, and last night's episode only served to solidify our feelings about her when she got both drunk and belligerent at Brooklyn mom Alex's surprise birthday party. Clip above.
