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A new study suggests sugars found in the plant that is used to make tequila may offer benefits to people who are overweight or have diabetes.
Remember how tequila shots are never a good idea? Now, thanks to Hacienda La Capilla, they're an expensive bad idea.
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
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On last night's episode, Gretchen, the youngest Housewife — with the much older fiancé dying in the hospital — got Rock of Love Bus drunk at a dinner party and hit on the hostess' son.
- Madonna is "begging" Gwyneth Paltrow to move back to New York so they can hang out and do yoga or whatever. Gwynnie lives in London with hubby Chris Martin, son Moses and daughter Apple. Will her Madgesty get what she wants? [The Sun]
- We reported this before and it may actually happen: Madonna is orchestrating a…
Last week, booze-loving, baby-fever Bethenny became our favorite of the Real Housewives of New York City, and last night's episode only served to solidify our feelings about her when she got both drunk and belligerent at Brooklyn mom Alex's surprise birthday party. Clip above.