How The Hell Did They Screw Up The Muppets So Badly?

Seriously, I’m asking, because I don’t know the answer. It’s not that the jokes aren’t funny—some of them were super funny, although last night’s series premiere was definitely hit and miss. It’s more that this whole concept is just wrong for the freaking Muppets. And then there’s Miss Piggy. Sigh. »9/23/15 5:58pm9/23/15 5:58pm

What a Time to Be Alive: Jezebel's 67th Emmys Liveblog, Forever

Here we are, on the biggest night in the entire world and/or since last night: the 67th Annual Primetime Emmys. Will they be as shitshow as last year’s, or will they be an even shittiershow? Maybe all of that! The Jezebel staff will be exploring these and more important questions all night in our liveblog, sponsored… »9/20/15 7:40pm9/20/15 7:40pm

I'm a Golden Girls Superfan, and You Should Be, Too

The Golden Girls, a sitcom that aired on NBC from 1985 to 1992, is currently on American television—specifically the cable channel Hallmark—three hours every weekday. At six episodes a day, you could watch the entire series in about six weeks, at which point Hallmark would pop in the disc one of their complete series… »9/18/15 1:00pm9/18/15 1:00pm

Breaking Up Mulder and Scully Is a Dumb Idea That Will Make The New X-Files Worse

Mulder and Scully on The X-Files are the couple who literally made “shipping” a thing, and they finally got together after years of romantic tension. But now, the new X-Files revival, airing next year, is going to break them up again. We’ve known for a while that this was happening—but yesterday, Chris Carter gave his… »9/15/15 6:03pm9/15/15 6:03pm

TLC Aired a Sexual Assault Documentary That Didn't Mention Josh Duggar Once

In the wake of the revelation that 19 Kids and Counting star Josh Duggar had molested several children, TLC ran a special entitled Breaking the Silence, a commercial-free hour of survivor stories and sexual abuse prevention tips. And while the special was ultimately informative, it was also missing something very… »8/31/15 10:20am8/31/15 10:20am

Good Wife Creators Give Unfulfilling Response to Rumors About Actress Feud

At this point, it seems fairly clear that Archie Panjabi and Julianna Margulies, who play Kalinda and Alicia on the CBS show The Good Wife, did not shoot the final scene their characters appear in together because of an unidentified issue between the actresses. Given all the evidence out there regarding this theory, … »8/18/15 10:20pm8/18/15 10:20pm