Did you even have time to miss it?

The seniors of Monarch High School (aw) in Coconut Creek, Florida (aww) pulled off the near-impossible by staging a senior prank that’s both harmless (barring allergies and animal attacks) and entertaining: They turned their parking lot into a dog park. (AWWW.)

I think I could if I had more pens.

John Kasich, a toddler screaming for the entire duration of an international flight, has reached the stage in his overlong and grating campaign for the GOP nomination in which the only needs he can truly serve are those of the ironic youth of America.

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has issued recommendations for dealing with an increase in demand for labiaplasty amongst teens, the New York Times reports.

One day Dora the Explorer is wandering across the globe, motivated by her child-like sense of restless exploration, guided by her talking map, and accompanied by her loyal boots-loving monkey friend, conveniently named Boots. The next, she’s all grown up and suspended for vaping in the halls of a tony Manhattan…

“It’s funny, I remember loading Zelda.com, and Zelda.com was definitely a porn website,” Merritt Kopas, author of Internet Murder Revenge Fantasy, recalled. “This was like, early 90’s, so I’m sure Nintendo bought it back, but [it used to be] a porn site.”

...but that can’t be right, right?

Over at the New York Times, Amanda Hess has written an ode to the surprising sweetness of the “promposal”—the popular teen trend of asking someone to prom in an elaborate, often goofy, and always grand way. But hidden in the piece is something far more confusing to me, a bona fide adult, than the already confusing…

Here’s the first trailer for Grind Girl, a movie about a teen girl who goes on a violent rampage after her parents come to the school dance and prevent her from grinding for the first time. It’s written by Mooooommmmmm! and directed by Daaaadddddd!

For all the fretting about social-media-obsessed teens not grasping the concept of privacy, kids today would actually very much prefer their parents please, please stop posting about them on Facebook and elsewhere. Or at least check first.

Last year, emojis reintroduced themselves in different skin tones, and now the Unicode Consortium is considering adding customizations that would allow you to change the gender of existing emoji.

The 18-year-old from West Palm Beach, Florida who was arrested for posing as a doctor was arrested again on Tuesday night, according to reports.

In Massachusetts, a teen named Michelle Carter is on trial in connection to the suicide of her boyfriend Conrad “Coco” Roy. What’s up for debate is who, exactly, is at fault for the boy’s death.

In a move that echoes both Carrie Bradshaw’s struggles with driving and Samantha Jones’s habit of destroying homes she doesn’t own, a 16-year-old girl reportedly plowed her Suzuki SUV right into Kim Cattrall’s home in British Columbia. Based on Cattrall’s tweets about the incident, no one was injured in the…

Malachi Love-Robinson—the 18-year-old Florida man who’s currently facing charges of grand theft larceny, check forgery, and practicing medicine without a license after allegedly misleading patients into thinking he was a qualified medical doctor—is out on bail following his Tuesday arrest and already giving press…

18-year-old Malachi Love-Robinson of West Palm Beach, Florida was arrested this week for practicing medicine without a license. The teen recently opened the New Birth, New Life Alternative Medicine and Urgent Care Clinic, a “high-quality Holistic and Alternative Medical care” facility where police say he misled…

Last week, a Canadian mother and father who spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope were convicted of assault with a weapon. After finding out that the teen had sent nude pictures to someone on the internet, the parents reportedly gave her the choice of being grounded or being spanked.…

In February, teenage girls will have a new place to get their news, in the form of an email newsletter sent daily to their inboxes, called Clover. “What’s email?” one teen said when told about the launch, barely raising her eyes from Snapchat. “What’s a newsletter?” another responded, as she posed for a selfie.