The 10 Best And 10 Worst Science Fiction And Fantasy Movies Of 2014

This was a weird year for movies. The box office was weak, but also, most films didn't deserve love or hate. They were just... okay. But the genre movies that did stand out were either brilliant experiments, or horrible misfires. Here are the 10 best and 10 worst science fiction and fantasy movies of 2014. »12/17/14 3:07pm12/17/14 3:07pm


Pugs Doing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Cinema Art

Did you happen to catch Michael Bay's beautifully horrible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this weekend? It managed to make around $65 million this weekend, despite the fact that I didn't get around to seeing it. But I have seen the oh-so-spectacular all-pug version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of… »8/11/14 10:30pm8/11/14 10:30pm

Megan Fox To TMNT Haters: If They Don't Love It, They Can Fuck Off

It doesn't exactly take an expert movie critic to see that, the C4-rigged tidal wave that is the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks a goddamn mess. The movie has yet to be released and is already putting up with its fair share of grade A Haterade that not even halfassed Wu Tang references can… »8/02/14 5:52pm8/02/14 5:52pm

The Cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Almost Entirely White

With the news that William Fichtner will play Shredder, that rounds out an almost entirely white cast in the Michael Bay-produced, Jonathan Liebesman-directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Perhaps the most offensive casting is the awesomely impossible-to-kill Shredder, whose alter ego is Oroku Saki, and has always… »6/24/13 10:30pm6/24/13 10:30pm

Let's Send Pizza to People Waiting in Long Lines to Vote

There are people — Americans! — who are currently attempting to vote for President. Unfortunately, the lines are DMV long, there aren't enough voting machines in Ohio (thanks, John Husted, ya jagoff!), and it's very cold and boring to stand in line. To remedy this and keep people's spirits up, why not send those on… »11/06/12 7:15pm11/06/12 7:15pm

Why Not Turn A Celebrity's Nose Into A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Ever wonder what your favorite celebrity's nose would look like if it were to dress up like a Ninja Turtle for Halloween? Welcome to Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses, a site completely filled with photos of famous people with TMNT noses drawn on them. This, as they say, is exactly why the internet was invented. »10/18/11 3:30pm10/18/11 3:30pm