The Cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Almost Entirely White

With the news that William Fichtner will play Shredder, that rounds out an almost entirely white cast in the Michael Bay-produced, Jonathan Liebesman-directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Perhaps the most offensive casting is the awesomely impossible-to-kill Shredder, whose alter ego is Oroku Saki, and has always… » 6/24/13 10:30pm 6/24/13 10:30pm

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Friends, we live in a dark, uncertain world. War, famine, prejudice, disease—sometimes the swirling tide of confusion is so strong that we fear we may be washed away entirely. And that's why Jezebel is passionately committed to chipping away at life's toughest and most overwhelming questions. Why are we here? Who, in… » 3/22/13 4:00pm 3/22/13 4:00pm

Let's Send Pizza to People Waiting in Long Lines to Vote

There are people — Americans! — who are currently attempting to vote for President. Unfortunately, the lines are DMV long, there aren't enough voting machines in Ohio (thanks, John Husted, ya jagoff!), and it's very cold and boring to stand in line. To remedy this and keep people's spirits up, why not send those on… » 11/06/12 7:15pm 11/06/12 7:15pm

Why Not Turn A Celebrity's Nose Into A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Ever wonder what your favorite celebrity's nose would look like if it were to dress up like a Ninja Turtle for Halloween? Welcome to Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses, a site completely filled with photos of famous people with TMNT noses drawn on them. This, as they say, is exactly why the internet was invented. » 10/18/11 3:30pm 10/18/11 3:30pm