Lots of Mermaid Blues and Cool Teens Being Cool at the Teen Choice Awards

Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards, aside from provoking An Old to do a quick Google search every seven minutes to identify some YouTube boy or Nickelodeon cutie, were as humane as they were tame: even the most awkward jokes and presentations were tolerable at a time limit of two hours. »8/17/15 12:45pm8/17/15 12:45pm

Sia Weeps: The Tweens Choose Dance Moms' Chloe Over Dance Moms' Maddie

Sunday night was the Teen Choice Awards, the annual celebration where ad executives get kids to scream their prepubescent throats raw while you, a grown adult, ask yourself questions like “Who’s that?,” “Wait, Austin Mahone and Cody Simpson are two separate people?,” and “No, but SERIOUSLY, who IS that? »8/17/15 11:40am8/17/15 11:40am

The Teen Choice Awards' Twerk-a-thon Is an Embarrassing Nightmare

Here's a riddle for you: What's more embarrassing than everyone at the Teen Choice Awards twerking* at once in order to break a world record? Answer: When the hosts of the Teen Choice Awards ask everyone to twerk at once in order to break a world record and practically no one participates. (Well, at least Hushpuppy… »8/12/13 2:30pm8/12/13 2:30pm

Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also… »7/23/12 9:00am7/23/12 9:00am

Smells Like Teen Spirit: The Teen Choice Awards Were Very Good, Very Bad, & Very Ugly

The thing is, being a teenager kinda sucks. But being a Hollywood »8/04/08 10:30am8/04/08 10:30am teenager is different: you're popular and well-dressed and you get your own awards show! Best of all, you can actually be in your 20s and just a teen. Hence, Rachel Bilson, Blake Lively, Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus, Scarlett Johannson, Kristen Bell,…