Look at him, he's really going for it! Not sure if he needs a cream for that, or fork, or something. Or maybe that's what's called dancing now and Michael Jackson is rolling over in his grave — and it's not because he's busting a move, it's because he's disgusted.
Conan O'Brien is doing his show in Chicago this week, and he stopped by a local elementary school to teach the kids a lesson in singing the blues. He asks the adorable first graders about their problems, and then crafts a song about them. The results are far more giggle-inducing than most of your standard blues, but…
The announcement was delivered by the spazzy beard itself, who told Vulture, "I wanted one word that captured my essence, and 'Oprah' was already taken."
Last night, for the first time since the "Late Night Wars," Conan had a serious discussion —adhering to the rules of his "non-disparaging agreement" with NBC—about how getting paid $32 million to go away can make someone very sad.