Michele Bachmann Told She Can No Longer Sit at Cool Republicans' Lunch…

Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that… » 7/19/12 7:00pm 7/19/12 7:00pm

Conservative Mississippi Governor Claims America Agrees With Tea Party…

Yes, Hayley Barbour. America agrees that we need to crack down on immigration of brown people but force pregnant ladies to give birth whether they want to or not. America agrees that the President is a secret Kenyan Muslim jihadist, and Americans believe that the route to economic recovery is by just giving… » 2/12/11 11:15am 2/12/11 11:15am

Widely Panned Spider-Man Musical Is The Best Fucking Thing Glenn Beck…

Listen to ten minutes of Glenn Beck fellating Spider-Man, dropping the following references in extolling its virtues: global warming's wrongness, Michael Buble, big government, Cirque du Soleil, Disney World, "the spirit of entrepreneurship," and the 8th Wonder of the World. » 2/06/11 5:44pm 2/06/11 5:44pm

Tea Party Director Thinks "Teabagger" Is The Same As N-Word

Today on the unending circus that is The View, the ladies did their best to hug it out with Amy Kremer, director of the Tea Party Express. That's "express" because they're serving up white people, fast 'n fresh! » 5/06/10 12:20pm 5/06/10 12:20pm